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[jack Ryder @getwanderirh]

Dammmm

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

"I have never actually been caught smoking weed but I’m pretty sure my parents know sober people don’t give goodnight handshakes"

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

I'm not a doctor but I will always recommend weed if you are not in a good mood anyday anytime.

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

When You Smoke Weed Too Much n You Gotta Do A Drop For A Job 😭😭🖐🏾 Cleans Allat Shit Right Out Yo System In An Hour 😊 Only 5.99 At The G Station.. Yall Welcome I Just Put Yall On Game 🍓

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

Hey babe ❤️
Rolled a blunt for you to smoke weed after work. Hope its better than yesterday's LOL
I love you!!!! ❤️ your girl
Ps. Sorry i smoked a lil

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

✨ mix your weed with roses to decrease depression.
✨ mix your weed with mugwort for lucid dreams and to increase health.
✨ mix your weed with lavender for calmness and to help with insomnia.
(you can smoke herbs by themselves but i smoke weed with mine bc i like weed) 🌿

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

Folks saying weed makes them lazy. Baby, your smoking indica, what did you think?

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

Eating fresh mangos or even drinking a fresh mango smoothie 1 hour prior to medicating will dramatically increase the euphoric feelings felt by marijuana and help to ease patient pain even more.

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

Weed smokers will be like “you can’t get addicted to weed” and then hang half of their body outside their apartment window on the 24th floor at 2 am to smoke a resin bowl without smelling up the place

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

females really 21+ smoking weed still out here threatening to “beat people’s ass” like we in high school or something. sis i am a full adult with an attorney, i will sue you. LMAOOOOO be big mad in jail dusty.

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

Please go out, Smoke Weed, have fun, have friends, make connections, that mysterious shit won’t save you

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

These aren't foolproof (allergies or pink eye exist, and some people hide it well), but the smell + red eyes combo is the classic instant tell most people notice first. Tolerance varies a lot—daily users can function normally while casual ones get obviously baked.

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

me receiving my salary after a month of scrolling reels at work
And the first thing to think of is to get a bag of weed 😒 🙄

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

Soooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz I was smoking on the balcony. The police get here and ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all. They said where’d u buy it, I said from the neighbor now they at his house looking searching his shit

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

My cousin smoke weed and get so high I let him borrow my car & when I asked him why he didn’t bring it back yet? He said cause he rode pass my house & didn’t see my car so he thought I wasn’t Home. 😳

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

edibles low key scary bruh .. one time i sneezed bout high as fuck n i hear my dog say “bless u” from the other room n i ain’t even question it .. i was like “thank u bud” n a few hours later i’m thinkin bout it n straight up i don’t even own a dog so hol up ..

[✞ @yallsuck7]

Is there a reason why you smoke weed? 🤔

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

hanging out with your friends smoking weed is kinda the whole point of life tbh

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

Do you guys know those parents who aren’t strict but somehow have really disciplined kids about smoking weed? 😩 What’s the science behind that?

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

when you find out you autistic/have ADHD. the parent who believes you the least and thinks everything you do is normal is the one you got it from. btw

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

"“You smell like weed”
And u smell sober move u gettin me tight"

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

smoking weed and not having anything else going on is kind of a dead ting tbh. weed is only really good when you're crushing it in life in some way