I feel jealous of people who can simply dm someone they wanna be friends with like wow that’s bravery right there, all i can do is like all their tweets and hope for the best
a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT