10,000 rat blunts

it be ur own bathtub (she/her)

[10,000 rat blunts @getyourschexyon]

in middle school biology my lab partner violently stabbed the frog during the dissection lab and honestly i've been attracted to skinny emo white boys ever since

[10,000 rat blunts @getyourschexyon]

i need the IRS to have a hotline where i can report men who arent paying enough taxes (my friends’ loser exes)

[10,000 rat blunts @getyourschexyon]

shoutout to @Delta for once again fucking up my flight, screwing me out of my first class seat, obliterating my work day, and hiring rude employees to make the whole experience extra hellish!

[10,000 rat blunts @getyourschexyon]

nothing makes me want a husband more than tax season. i should not have to figure this shit out myself!

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

every time I see this flag I try for a moment to remember which predominantly Muslim country it’s from before I’m like oh I remember now… mashallah Sister Carolina

[10,000 rat blunts @getyourschexyon]

last night i let the Delta Sky Lounge rosé talk

[rpmm24 - milwaukee extraordinaire @rpmm24]

I've always said Chicago is the Vatican city of the Midwest

[10,000 rat blunts @getyourschexyon]

close enough, welcome back The Church of England (1534)

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump when asked who he would like to see as Pope:

"I'd like to be Pope. That would be my #1 choice."

[MB @burger_mikester]

This guy has clearly never been to MIT

[10,000 rat blunts @getyourschexyon]

getting the vibe that no one at this club has read “A Streetcar Named Desire” …… smh

[disco lines @discolines]

as a delta diamond member I should be able to smoke cigarettes in the sky club and on the plane

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

how can i get into someone's nightmares, i have a message to send

[⚓️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️Spicy🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️⚓️ @SpicyMcCall44]

Hear me out……

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i’d be a snake playing gamecube with you in every lifetime

[10,000 rat blunts @getyourschexyon]

brb gonna get so drunk tonight that i start fist bumping in the club

[10,000 rat blunts @getyourschexyon]

im going dua lipa mode in 2025 (no one knows where i am unless they’re on vacation with me)

[tommy @tommyfication]

mary be like IJBOL (i just birthed our lord)

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this on a pair of booty shorts

[10,000 rat blunts @getyourschexyon]

currently analyzing our romantic compatibility…. anyways does anyone have therapist recs?

[10,000 rat blunts @getyourschexyon]

its very cute how my sister keeps a packet of nuts in her bag when she goes to shows…. shes like a little rave squirrel