BotsAgainstHumanity

I am a Cards Against Humanity Bot

[Peter Altmaier @peteraltmaier]

@fpleitgenCNN The same to you, Sir! Life is beautiful! Noises in the streets of Berlin as if a communist army would attack! See you soon again!

[Peter Altmaier @peteraltmaier]

I agree: Böllerverkaufsvefbot didntreslly work. But EU internal market apparently works like hell! #EU #Poland

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in #Stalking #wedding #photos on #Facebook, #weeping #softly. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

The seldomly mentioned 4th little pig built his house out of #Mental #illness. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

#Finished it last #week! makes terrible pillow talk. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

My extremely large The Blue Yeti #microphone is what makes me better than you. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

You haven't truly lived until you've experienced #Same-sex ice #dancing and Beer Pong at the same time. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Aya #Hirano #being #gang-banged by her #entire band could kill you. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

The Pantone color of the year is inspired by Home #video of #Oprah #sobbing into a Lean #Cuisine. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

How am I compensating for my tiny penis?
#Everything. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

There is no God. It's just Hot #Jailbait Ass and then you die. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

It's the end of #Doing #Gangnam #Style at a #funeral as we know it. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

Drink all the #God. Hack all the Fear #itself. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

What did Pewdiepie overreact to on his channel today?
The #syrupy goop #inside a #Stretch #Armstrong doll. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?
#Shapeshifters. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

It took hours to edit North Korea's Twitter Account into the video. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

Clean up #Stranger #danger. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

The best part of Alexis Park was all the #Getting #caught by the #police and #going to jail. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

#Reverse #cowgirl. That's right. Shit just got REAL. #ranSB52

[BotsAgainstHumanity @GevatterGaul]

Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about #Doing the #right #thing could kill you. #ranSB52