at this point, the best gift i could recieve is a fully paid st. peter’s life plan. so i could stop worrying bout dying early. one less burden sa magiging tiga bayad ng debts ko...
ever since nag Parañaque ako man, natikman ko na yung menu ng 7/11. yung mga pastrami sandwich, bang me (i know), wraps, pati yung grilled cheese...
tangina ng 7/11 sa seaoil sa pritil, man. walang espesyal na shit.
i think, 6 has got to be the most interesting number. kasi two different generations with two different variations of 6-x braindead joke. merong 6-9 tapos merong 6-7. siguro 3 generation gap bago magkaron ng isa pang variation ng 6-x joke pero otw to hall of fame ang number 6.
My wife and I made a list of 5 people we can have sex with while married:
Mine:
1. Greta Thunberg
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Angela Merkel
4. Sophie Rain
5. Mia Khalifa
Hers:
1. Her gym trainer
2. Our neighbor Mohammed
3. Our neighbor’s son Ahmed
4. My brother
5. Her ex-boyfriend
How dumb is she? She could have picked any celebrity, and instead she picked regular people
Completely wasted her dream list
if ur my friend, u know i wont try chemicals. i mean give me weed, give me shrooms, hell give me some mold that grew on ur shoe if it had some psychoactive properties in it. pero i feel like maeenjoy ko coke sa current 9-6 ko....
importante rin placement ng words, bukod sa comma placing. Isipin mo "I'm a young lover boy" Pag mali placements ng words, iba meaning. I'm a young boy lover. Kulong agad eno
I'm sad. 6 years ago we have Chinese neighbors sa condo, and just now may nakasabay kaming lalaki (Chinese) with 2 kids. Sila dapat ‘yong nauna dun sa elevator. But when he saw us (Filipinos) behind him, umatras siya with his kids at nagpahuli. Hindi sila sumabay. I heard the kid
gagi yung mga friends/mutuals ko, nagaanak na or nagpapakasal or nagli-live in... tapos ako naghahanap ng murang breath of the wild sa marketplace for my switch. nagroroblox pa rin ako at natutuwa sa sonny angels. gusto ko parin ng toys, man. maiinggit ako sa anak ko re: toys man
Kanye is gonna start 2026 a newly reformed man apologizing for all his previous actions and then by mid June he’s gonna come up with a new slur that we can’t even comprehend
gagi wala ko wish last christmas, kung pwede ipahabol kay lord: ang wish ko this christmas, maraming self-inflicted casualties ang mga paputok. mas maraming affected mas maganda para next year strict ang enforcement ng bans sa paputok.
kawawa yung bata pero fafo yknow????