Tardz

fuck u.

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

at this point, the best gift i could recieve is a fully paid st. peter’s life plan. so i could stop worrying bout dying early. one less burden sa magiging tiga bayad ng debts ko...

[JP et. al. @dumidyeypee]

magandang umaga marlon lol

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

ever since nag Parañaque ako man, natikman ko na yung menu ng 7/11. yung mga pastrami sandwich, bang me (i know), wraps, pati yung grilled cheese...

tangina ng 7/11 sa seaoil sa pritil, man. walang espesyal na shit.

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

i think, 6 has got to be the most interesting number. kasi two different generations with two different variations of 6-x braindead joke. merong 6-9 tapos merong 6-7. siguro 3 generation gap bago magkaron ng isa pang variation ng 6-x joke pero otw to hall of fame ang number 6.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

My wife and I made a list of 5 people we can have sex with while married:

Mine:
1. Greta Thunberg
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Angela Merkel
4. Sophie Rain
5. Mia Khalifa

Hers:
1. Her gym trainer
2. Our neighbor Mohammed
3. Our neighbor’s son Ahmed
4. My brother
5. Her ex-boyfriend

How dumb is she? She could have picked any celebrity, and instead she picked regular people

Completely wasted her dream list

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

How are you a driver and dont care about mileage

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

Might be jobless soon, oras na ba para magtinda rin ng content dito?????

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

me rn

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

also, yknow what would be great at night outs? an 8-ball.

[ye @kanyewest]

BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

if ur my friend, u know i wont try chemicals. i mean give me weed, give me shrooms, hell give me some mold that grew on ur shoe if it had some psychoactive properties in it. pero i feel like maeenjoy ko coke sa current 9-6 ko....

[Johnny Sillyhand @phazmz_ow]

Everyday we grow closer to cyberpunk 2077

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

importante rin placement ng words, bukod sa comma placing. Isipin mo "I'm a young lover boy" Pag mali placements ng words, iba meaning. I'm a young boy lover. Kulong agad eno

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

me

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

peter griffin

[JP 𖣂⍣ @Awakenjp]

Ngga looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

christ, man. that was years ago???

[aynz @ayni_DC]

I'm sad. 6 years ago we have Chinese neighbors sa condo, and just now may nakasabay kaming lalaki (Chinese) with 2 kids. Sila dapat ‘yong nauna dun sa elevator. But when he saw us (Filipinos) behind him, umatras siya with his kids at nagpahuli. Hindi sila sumabay. I heard the kid

[Terroriser @Terroriser]

Walked in the kitchen and found a member of the Talibanana.

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

gagi yung mga friends/mutuals ko, nagaanak na or nagpapakasal or nagli-live in... tapos ako naghahanap ng murang breath of the wild sa marketplace for my switch. nagroroblox pa rin ako at natutuwa sa sonny angels. gusto ko parin ng toys, man. maiinggit ako sa anak ko re: toys man

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

Kanye is gonna start 2026 a newly reformed man apologizing for all his previous actions and then by mid June he’s gonna come up with a new slur that we can’t even comprehend

[Tardz @Gewzilla]

gagi wala ko wish last christmas, kung pwede ipahabol kay lord: ang wish ko this christmas, maraming self-inflicted casualties ang mga paputok. mas maraming affected mas maganda para next year strict ang enforcement ng bans sa paputok.

kawawa yung bata pero fafo yknow????