𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻.

every journey has its final day. don't rush.

[ᅠᅠoh , who is 𝗵𝗲 .ᐣ @SINSFORSAKEN]

is it a curse or a blessing , to linger past your time in the world .ᐣ

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

aren't they always?

[‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓁𝙰͟𝓈𝔱 ‍* ͟ᛪ༙‍ ‍𝑦𝒶͜͡𝙠⳽𝘩𝖺. @adepska]

why are the fatui being so loud today.

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

@adepska I've caught you eating almond tofu on more then one occassion.

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

( spent the last hour trying to perfect a bouquet. )

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

?

maybe you're the one that needs help.

[红魈. @SC4RLETDROP]

Oh! Perfect, it matches you so well. ^^

(Coughing up blood after the compliment.)

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

I already have my own.

( pulls out an elaborately designed, expensive looking cane that matched his outfit. )

[红魈. @SC4RLETDROP]

Mhmm. Let me know what kind of cane you like! I can purchase it for you. ❤

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

how would you have said it?

[︎ ︎ ︎ 𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 ︎ ︎ ︎ ┈ ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝒌𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑟 ︎ ︎ ︎ @maltheisms]

i don’t like how you said this.

[❀ ﹉┅━ 𝑺𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 ʸᵉᵗ ?? ( ghost event ‼️) @HELLFIRE_WINGS]

( OOE )

Yep ! Aren't I the best boss ever ~

No need to thank me * 😌

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

your concerned for my well being is quite touching, but I'm in perfect condition.

[红魈. @SC4RLETDROP]

Ah, your hearing must be going too, then.

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

is this paid time off?

[❀ ﹉┅━ 𝑺𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 ʸᵉᵗ ?? ( ghost event ‼️) @HELLFIRE_WINGS]

( OOE )

I insist . Think of it as a bonus for all your hard work ^^

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

you were thinking about blowing me up mere moments ago.

[જ⁀➴ 󠁕 ‎ ˓ 󠁕 ‎ 𝓗𝖨𝖳 󠁕 ‎ ᴹᴱ 󠁕 ‎ 𝖧𝖠͟𝖱͟𝖣. @DEVOURlNG]

oh? how so?

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

( gaslighting him )

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

what do you mean? I didn't hear anything.

[红魈. @SC4RLETDROP]

Were your joints always so loud?

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

I'm perfectly alright.

[❀ ﹉┅━ 𝑺𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 ʸᵉᵗ ?? ( ghost event ‼️) @HELLFIRE_WINGS]

( OOE )

Maybe you should take some days off ...

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

did you always have elephant ears?

[红魈. @SC4RLETDROP]

Wow...

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

I would say that you allowing me to do this is also surprising.

[જ⁀➴ 󠁕 ‎ ˓ 󠁕 ‎ 𝓗𝖨𝖳 󠁕 ‎ ᴹᴱ 󠁕 ‎ 𝖧𝖠͟𝖱͟𝖣. @DEVOURlNG]

hm? oh——no, no, it’s fine. just kind of surprising.

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

( stands up — his joints crack from the action. )

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

is it not to your liking?

[જ⁀➴ 󠁕 ‎ ˓ 󠁕 ‎ 𝓗𝖨𝖳 󠁕 ‎ ᴹᴱ 󠁕 ‎ 𝖧𝖠͟𝖱͟𝖣. @DEVOURlNG]

(brow raise,) well, that’s new.

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

( pinches his cheek. )

[જ⁀➴ 󠁕 ‎ ˓ 󠁕 ‎ 𝓗𝖨𝖳 󠁕 ‎ ᴹᴱ 󠁕 ‎ 𝖧𝖠͟𝖱͟𝖣. @DEVOURlNG]

… not really? *😊.

[𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻. @gexconsultant]

no?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎77th ‎ ‎ ‎director ‎ ‎ ׄ .ᐟ @ghostlyguide]

aiya …
am i going to have to invest in a budget coach for you ?