:-)

when I grow up I’m going to bovine university

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

This really happened… and no it’s not AI

[ᡠᠮᡝᠰᡳ ᠰᠠᡳᠶᡡᠨ @GuoTyTy]

@moulinroyals Jack antonoff as Charles Manson

[be @althoughsg]

*chego no casamento da minha amiga
*faço um discurso dizendo que futebol americano é coisa de viado
*saio

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

we're gonna get fucked up in the name of Princess Diana tonight, because she should still be here and we loved her

[Brandon Lewis @blewis1103]

I remember reading an article published right after her death calling out the public’s “mass hysteria” and that she would be rendered irrelevant by the end of the decade. And here we are, 30 years later, claiming new “people’s princesses” every week. Diana really was one of one.

[⚘ син кем син нәрсә ⚘ @sabyrlyk]

это такая привилегия на самом деле: тебя спасут, тебе вколят все что смогут, пока девочки, вдохновленные тобой и твоим недостижимыми цифрами, не доживут до 15

[Wefail @wefail]

Britain will never look like this again because business rates/rent & Brexit's import duty are far too high to make a greengrocer's profitable, plus that pond is now full of shit for maximum water company profits, and lastly, Thatcher helped sell off all of our car manufacturing.

[Angela Rayner Updates @RaynerUpdates]

“Serve if Wes Streeting is obese”

Angela Rayner:

[Sam98 @Sam98103202]

This applies to all far-right 'we want to protect our women&girls' people, regardless of the country.

Credit: ahoyuniverse

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How i feel training older people at work

[nichemogged @nichemogged]

Me Af

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

i would do drugs with hunter biden

[hannah ✨ @hannahafcc]

cannot express to you how much i love these kinds of photos when we’re constantly being told how “divided” london/the uk is

[laila @femgenics]

“i’m just a girl” “why did we fight for the right to work” “girlboss” “i love turning my brain off” “my boyfriend does all the thinking”

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

i hope gunnersaurus is fucking krunked off the bottle rn

[👤 @1of1pd]

BUKAYO SAKA PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONNNN

[Céline🇧🇷🇱🇧 @lebrazill]

Another 90 minutes where I age 20 years 😭

[momo🍒 @momoerbakera]

la vida de una mujer apartir de los 11 años: https://t.co/fLQXjhLLxJ

[MattyStoned @mattystoned]

@Bornakang Because you really gotta match these weirdos level of crazy to shut them up lmao