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@AsdaServiceTeam can someone please tell me why my order was delayed without any warning or reason and why, when I called, I was told it would be redelivered, only to find out that this morning that it had been cancelled when it's now to late to arrange another delivery? Fuming

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@asda found this ragwort flower in a bag of your own brand salad I bought the other day. This stuff is toxic to humans.

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Scientists: "We NEED to keep warming below 1.5°C or the damage to the planet will be severe and likely unreversable. Anything over 2°C and we're looking at a global catastrophe on a level that humans haven't witnessed since the last ice age."

Global Leaders:
#COP26

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Tragic news about Murray Walker! A true legend of the game.

I hope his brother, Lukesky, is doing OK...
#MurrayWalker #ripmurraywalker #Legend

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Honest translation #BorisJohnson #covidbriefing #ToryIncompetence

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@AmonAmarthBand I think these guys are riping off your merch https://t.co/ANKKNoywRp

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Breaking News! #Budget2020

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@absoluteradio I've had OK-GO Get Over It stuck in my head all morning. Haven't heard it for ages, could you play it to help rid the earworm?

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What exactly are you advertising here Facebook? #Nazi #Lego #PlasticReich #WITF

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@TheIndGroup #TheIndependentGroup #WellDoneYou #PoliticsAsUsual

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I have a #PhysicsQuestion and I've googled it but can't even find another person asking the question, certainly no answer. Need to find a scientist who can give me an answer. Any of you able to help @ProfBrianCox @neiltyson @tegmark ? TIA

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Husband: "If that's what you want to do" T/lation; This isn't what I want to do, but arguing will get me nowhere. #MarriedPeopleIssues

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Husband: What shall we do tonight? T/lation: Please can we have sex tonight? Pleeeaasse...? #MarriedPeopleIssues #MarriedPeopleProblems

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W: "Hey Baby! Did you remember to do that thing?"
Means: You'd fucking better have remembered to do that thing!
#MariiedPeopleIssues

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In Soviet Russia, penalties save you! #WorldCup #RussiaVsSpain

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@Coral #YourCall What are the odds on Monaco GP ending with A RedBull driver 1st, Ferrari driver 2nd and Mercedes driver 3rd?

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I heard there's trouble brewing in Kansas. I'm half way through writing a rogue joke that might calm things down. Hopefully I can carry on my wayward pun, and there'll be peace when I am done.

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@elonmusk it must take 1 Qubit to simulate uncertainty of 1 particle in a simulated universe, so you would need a universe to sim a universe

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Only one week left until E-Day! Let's prove we deserve the name 'Great' Britain, vote with your heads and not your newspapers #Election2017

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@AldiUK Maybe you should have paid someone to proof read your Xmas decorations before printing them?