Emma Stern

former out-of-control teen

[Emma Stern @gf_simulation]

my new party trick is: when i ask someone where theyre from and they say "all over" i say "cool" and dont ask any follow up questions and watch them have an aneurism

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Don't be sad that it's over, be happy for all the people we killed while it lasted

[Emma Stern @gf_simulation]

this is my last summer before i get my outrageous boob job enjoy it while you can

[Emma Stern @gf_simulation]

i have genuinely taken LSD more times in my life than ive eaten a cheeseburger

[Emma Stern @gf_simulation]

i luv it when ugly people turn out to to be actually deeply problematic and then u finally get to attack them for the way they look

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Thanks @beeple, I’ve been a fan of your art for a long time. This is my new favorite.

When I decided to sell my art I wanted every piece on the blockchain and to accept Bitcoin as payment.

“The Internet of Money” by Andreas Antonopoulos really opened my eyes.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@villainmonkey Love

[Emma Stern @gf_simulation]

protein is a PSYOP

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Emma Stern @gf_simulation]

ive said it before i will say it again: SEPARATE LINE AT STARBUCKS FOR PEOPLE WHO IT'S THEIR FIRST TIME USING A CREDIT CARD! OR SPELLING THEIR OWN NAME OUT LOUD

[Ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle @USAmbassadorGR]

An exciting day for Greece! It was my honor to participate in the ribbon cutting for a brand new McDonald’s at The Mall in Athens, the most technologically advanced McDonald’s in all of Europe! American businesses investing here create jobs and bring American culture – and delicious food – to the Greek people.

[Emma Stern @gf_simulation]

u get everything u want in the end, just not in the order u want it in

[Emma Stern @gf_simulation]

every single book, until the very recent past, was written by a human (except for one)

[Emma Stern @gf_simulation]

p*ssy from a girl who stomps her feet when she's mad>>>>>

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

I don’t care if other women are hot or post sexy pics of themselves on the internet. I just don’t think it’s right to shift the burden of proof on others for “sexualizing” you when you were the one who made the effort to display yourself in the first place because you wanted something from them.

Ordinarily, this wouldn’t matter but women have more of a cultural share now so it does.

Women don’t like thinking through the implications of their behaviors both in their lives and at scale so they play dumb and offload blame and when all else fails resort to personal attacks.

[Emma Stern @gf_simulation]

my hot therapist shows up with a huge boner to all of our sessions and when i stare at it and start salivating he says "it's interesting you're so focused on that"

[Emma Stern @gf_simulation]

u can't dread the end if it's already over :]]

[Emma Stern @gf_simulation]

so does soup get turned into pee? or