GarfieldFan57

I keep yelling at god but he won’t answer

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@RealAlexJones Hey dude how many fingers can you fit up your ass, I’ve been practicing but so far I can only get to three. I’m guessing a distinguished politician like you can get atleast a whole hand up there and maybe if you use the info wars anus spreader you could be able to fit two fists.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@DineshDSouza I haven’t seen anyone fuck up this badly since I hit a dog going 70 MPH and just kept driving, I didn’t dare look back in fear of seeing roadkill as deformed as you. but atleast a dead dog can keep his fucking mouth shut when it comes to talking about school shooting victims

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@DineshDSouza @DineshDSouza I haven’t seen such a pussy lipped faggot since I let 6 dudes run a train on me last thanksgiving. I bet openly mocking victims of school shootings on twitter gets you so much pussy that they call you papa spit roast.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@DineshDSouza I bet you eat more pussy than @peta, and they consume 75% of the animals that go through their door. I feel like the only times that you’re able to get it up are when you hear the distant cries of small children and when you’re looking at the neighbors fucking through binoculars.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@DineshDSouza I bet you eat more pussy than @peta, and they consume 75% of the animals that go through their door. I feel like the only times that you’re able to get it up are when you hear the distant cries of small children and when you’re looking at the neighbors fucking through binoculars.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@DineshDSouza @DineshDSouza I haven’t seen such a pussy lipped faggot since I let 6 dudes run a train on me last thanksgiving. I bet openly mocking victims of school shootings on twitter gets you so much pussy that they call you papa spit roast.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@realtonytiger Similar to the hit film The Santa Clause, if you kill and consume the chucky cheese mascot you official become the chucky cheese mascot and the only way of being freed from your existential hellscape is to be eaten by the next unlucky victim.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@realtonytiger Hey Tony do you every just feel a relative emptiness inside? Like you aren’t sad but you definitely aren’t happy either, and your grades start slipping and you start masturbating 3 times a day because that might help fill the void but it fucking doesn’t because nothing will.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@realtonytiger Hey Tony do you every just feel a relative emptiness inside? Like you aren’t sad but you definitely aren’t happy either, and your grades start slipping and you start masturbating 3 times a day because that might help fill the void but it fucking doesn’t because nothing will.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@realtonytiger

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@daniellehuch2 That’s fucked up dani

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@realtonytiger Whenever the pope goes down on me I just close my eyes and imagine it’s you and you’re just putting milky Frosted Flakes in my mouth instead of Saint Johns holy babies.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@realtonytiger Whenever the pope goes down on me I just close my eyes and imagine it’s you and you’re just putting milky Frosted Flakes in my mouth instead of Saint Johns holy babies.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@realtonytiger Although I “technically” can no longer get erections due to my rampant narcotics abuse, I can orgasm by nipple play and thinking of Tony the Tiger going down on me.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@realtonytiger Although I “technically” can no longer get erections due to my rampant narcotics abuse, I can orgasm by nipple play and thinking of Tony the Tiger going down on me.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@realtonytiger No matter how hard you try you will never get rid of me, I will be lusting after you until the day I die at age 35 of alchohol poisoning.

[GarfieldFan57 @GFan57]

@realtonytiger No matter how hard you try you will never get rid of me, I will be lusting after you until the day I die at age 35 of alchohol poisoning.