🦇Gwendolyn🦇

I think I'm hilarious 💁🏻‍♀️ she/they

[floorboard @StruggleDisplay]

Remembering the time I went to a dermatologist to see about having a mole removed off my back only for him to reply with…“You should check w/ your husband first, it may leave some unsightly scarring.”

Wtf did you just say to me?!

[Zed Zha, MD, FAAFP @DrZedZha]

“I think it’s all in her head.” Someone new on my team said about a patient.

I don’t talk sternly much at work, because I don’t believe in scolding people. But this time I said:

“We do NOT talk like that about patients anymore. Especially if you’d like to work on my team.”

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

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[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Entitled old lady doesn’t move her leg, kid steps over her, and then gets upset and kicks the kid.

[🦇Gwendolyn🦇 @GFHamo94]

@mattwilliams "Specifically" in which language? Which translation? Bc the original Greek was translated as "a woman", singular. They didn't use the singular woman to mean all women, but a specific woman in the community. I learned this from my mom, who went to seminary to get her 4 degrees 🤠

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Teenager blasts woman with a pressurized hose at a car wash after the driver rolls her window down and throws a drink at her.

Instant karma.

The incident happened at an Indiana car wash while 18-year-old Anna Harycki was working.

"I picked up the pressure washer and started spraying down their car. The girl rolled down her window and threw lemonade at me, and I was in shock."

Harycki said her immediate "reaction" was to just blast the driver with the water.

The customer and her boyfriend were then banned from the car wash for life.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

An upset Michelle Phillips eating a banana during the Mamas and the Papas performance of 'California Dreaming' on the Ed Sullivan Show because they had to lip sync, 1967

[SHEvi Ackerman @_mykavelli]

My nephew pretending he on the phone and said “Yeah my auntie over here eating like always”.

[biblefly @1998Riah]

behind every successful woman is herself

[✧ chi | moved to @sirenchie @J3LLYKISS]

"palestine doesn't support lgbtq+" sorry to break it to u but neither does the US

[paulypandemic @we_are_ssd]

Central Park bench plaque in memorial of Dr. LI Wenliang. Quite moving to stumble upon it.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Next week is still January bro.. how many months does this month have

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

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[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Someone needs to hand Bridget some aloe for that burn.

[Zed Zha, MD, FAAFP @DrZedZha]

In a country with 330 million people, at least 7.8 million Medicaid enrollees have been disenrolled as of October 2. That is 2% of the population. Is "what a dick move" professional language?

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

My HOT TAKE of the day is that we need to talk more openly about signs that your therapist sucks so people can find a better clinician sooner and/or not give up on therapy as a whole.