My girlfriend is not

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

my gf aint

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My gf aint allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look at da window.

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

Nothing but schoolwork with a side of netflix.

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

I need ideas for my gf is not posts ❤

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My gf ain't allowed to go to parties without me. Oh you wanna get turnt up? You better put on high school musical & dance along then!

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My gf ain't allowed to drink no milkshakes. What you trynna do? Bring all the boys to the yard?

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

@napha_swaggius Thank you!!

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

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[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My gf ain't allowed to watch Dora the Explorer. What you tryna learn how to explore? A way out of this relationship? Don't think so..

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My gf ain't allowed to go out in the sun, I'm hot enough! U stayin inside bish.

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My gf ain't allowed to have pennies cause she might throw them in a wishing well and wish for another man..

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

my anaconda don't wanna go to school

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My girlfriend ain't allowed to wear sunglasses. I need to see who she's looking at 🙅

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

I love her because she's mine and she loves me because I'm hers. I love you babe.

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My gf ain't allowed to use a alarm clock. Her body should naturally wake up from being so excited that I'm her man.

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My gf ain't allowed to watch Aladdin. He's trying to show her a whole new world. I'm like "nah bitch. I'm your whole world."

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My gf ain't allowed to eat fortune cookies. She already knows her future is gonna be with me.

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My gf ain't allowed to kiss no man other than me. You wanna say goodbye to grampa? You better chest bump him and call it a day.

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My gf ain't allowed to have instagram
.. hell you need a like for ..? I like you and that's all that matters. Now gimme a kiss.

[My girlfriend is not @gfiisnot]

My gf ain't allowed to have a #tbt I don't want her ever to think about like before me.