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umji: do you have a self-care routine?

yerin: i just say "keep going, bitch" to myself in different accents

[incorrect gfriend @gfriendtexting]

interviewer: what would you do if you were invisible?

umji: i think i'd like to spend time in nature. i could easily watch birds and animals without scaring them, and i feel like it’d be really peaceful

yerin: i'd set up tripwires everywhere

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sowon: the doctor said i broke my arm in three places because of my fall

yuju: ...so don't go to those places?

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sinb: "i'm sorry" and "my bad" usually mean the same thing

sinb: unless you're at a funeral

[incorrect gfriend @gfriendtexting]

umji: eunha was about to hit her head against an open cabinet door so i told her to duck

umji: and she quacked at me

umji: and then she hit her head

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umji: calm down, that spider is probably more scared of you than you are of it!

sinb, standing on the kitchen counter: OH REALLY? DID IT TELL YOU THAT?! ARE YOU THE SPIDER WHISPERER?!

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sinb: When I die, my tombstone won't say RIP, it'll say VIP

sowon: that's because they reserved a special place in hell for you.

sinb: yeah, the throne

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yerin: why would you waste your time on something like this?

umji, putting tiny rain ponchos on snails: they live outside, yerin, they need this

[incorrect gfriend @gfriendtexting]

yerin: are you even tall enough to play basketball?

sinb: are you calling me short?

yerin: no no, i'm calling you... vertically challenged

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[something crashes]

eunha: oh shoot—

umji, running into the room, panicked: WHAT FELL?!

sinb, walking by calmly: what died?

[incorrect gfriend @gfriendtexting]

sowon: do you wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat?

sinb: sorry, i don’t usually eat with losers

sowon: neither do i, but i asked you, didn’t i?

[incorrect gfriend @gfriendtexting]

eunha: when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade!

sowon: unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna taste like shit

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umji: sometimes i like to be a stone cold bitch

sinb: you're literally the nicest person i know

umji: oh yeah? well, i ate your leftovers yesterday, and i'm not even sorry

sinb: wow. that was so cold, i might need a sweater

umji: oh, i have one for you!

[incorrect gfriend @gfriendtexting]

interviewer: what do you crave more than anything?

umji: stability

sinb: peace of mind

eunha: chocolate chip pancakes

[incorrect gfriend @gfriendtexting]

eunha: sometimes when i'm feeling lazy, i'll just drink milk right from the container

yuju: the COW??

[incorrect gfriend @gfriendtexting]

umji: woah, how do you do that?

sinb: i’m fearless

yerin: i saw you run from bees yesterday. you flailed around and tripped over a chair. it was both hysterical and sad

sinb:

sinb: ...i’m mostly fearless

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umji: time sensitive question, how flirt boy?

sinb: throw rocks at he

eunha: Hot Dog

yerin: kill him

umji: thanks you guys

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eunha: what if people had food names and food had people names?

sinb: hey spaghetti, we’re having eunha for dinner

sowon: what is wrong with you people?

sinb: shut up, chocolate

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sinb: what are you implying about my baking skills?

umji: that they're non-existent

sinb: ouch! i didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you’re being right now

umji: well i didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies, so i guess we're all learning new things today

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eunha: which way did yuju go?

sowon: based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, i'd guess she went left

eunha: woah, you could really figure it out from that?

sowon: no, you idiot. she sent me a text. see?