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[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

My girl can’t never hide it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😩😂😂😂

[K. @Kumms_]

The smell of the man’s armpit you love >>>

[Lunah @lunahwilddxo]

getting your coochie ate but they’re doing it as if they’re making out with it>>>>>>

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me In Traffic: “DRIVE BITCH”
The Bitch 😩:

[𝕲𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝕺𝖋 𝕰𝖑𝖎 @EliOnVenus__]

Nobody:

Perez Hilton:

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When you lie about being sick so you can leave work early and someone says "yeah you do look really awful"

[mika @mikasagrada]

“Você precisa concluir o treinamento obrigatório de segurança do RH”

eu:

[helena @lenadeilion]

quero sentar na cara dele e rebolar na xereca no nariz dele😔

[lucky @irereieri]

holding his bicep while we walk hmm yes

[gio @lestatway]

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

I don’t say faggot at gay people I say faggot at people that are being faggots

[Rose @901Lulu]

By August 2024, Celeste Rivas Hernandez sent a series of distraught text messages to singer David Burke expressing regret over the abortion. 💔

‘Realistically I care abt u. I killed my kid for you.’ Celeste told David she ‘would have been there for it’ had they proceeded with the pregnancy.

David Burke responded that she would have been acting ‘selfishly’.

‘David, I’m going to have to lie to people around me, even my kid, for the rest of my life. I don’t like talking about it because it gets me really upset, but I’d do anything to have it back.’ 💔💔💔

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

this how dogs watch you eat

[Akira @Akir_a997]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[lars has igcse season!!! @larsune]

BRO😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Hotdogs from the stand outside Canadian tire

[Ray @Ray_RMCF]

Lamine Yamal’s contribution in Spain’s World Cup run.