I’ve committed voter fraud and I’m turning myself in
I illegally voted for Abdul El-Sayed hundreds of times using fake names and dead people. Also kicked an elderly woman
My name is Valentin Chmerkovskiy
and I’m a pro on Dancing with the Stars. Please put me in prison
David Crowley has won the Wisconsin gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Tom Tiffany. (via NBC)
He becomes the first Black governor in Wisconsin history.