Gaebriel

Ultimo heredero de una dinastía capitalizada en pletzalej.
He writes with a goose quill dipped in venom

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

-"mí hijo está bien"
- señora, su hijo se emociona con el discurso de Biden.

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@_stopwhispering con su libro aprendí a cocinar cuando me separe, y mis hijos dejaron de comer bife de tofu

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@EmerreArgentina @bjuan84 @GabiStilman @PabloAStefanoni Dejalo, es un pelotudo con cara de autoodiarse.

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@bjuan84 @GabiStilman @PabloAStefanoni Que genio. No se me habían ocurrido. Son lugares muy piolas, ahí siempre nos trataron muy bien.

[Hernán Lacunza @hernanlacunza]

Si al mismo tiempo 6 millones de préstamos no se pudieron devolver en tiempo y forma, el Estado habrá fallado en sus regulaciones prudenciales y transparencia informativa, y quizás el hiper-optimismo oficial insultante a cualquier advertencia haya confundido las expectativas de los deudores sobre salarios, ingresos y tasa de interés.

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@ddeurieta Sin entrar en la discusión del tema principal, la cultura de la burla que propone es algo cruel y obsceno. Acá llegaron mis abuelos sin un peso. Es muy triste ver a este ser ruin y vanidoso siendo diputada

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@ZoeGutier Esta persona es un peligro 🫣

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@alealtamie @_adrianramirez_ Así de simple ...

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@elactorestrella @_adrianramirez_ No confundas, tampoco es zurdo, es solo un pelotudo mononeuronal y el sobrino nazi de Pinochet

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@litofri @consultorasud @MartinBrauer11 Hay cada cuñado...por suerte el está bien...🙄

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@_Mulva Siempre hay algún triste que consulta por dolor de cadera desde hace 4 meses

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@_Mulva @sudanalytics_ Están en un ejercicio del grupo de terapia del ego

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@seanonolennon Anda cantale a Gardel amigo

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@juliaioffe Empiecen nomás

[Corina @Corina10843774]

@juliaioffe Well, you can start reviewing your stupid conspiracy theories

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

Porque nos hacen esto?

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@tuchojurnet13 @GringoCingolani Que pavada romántica. No fueron faltas nomás, fueron golpes antideportivos. Galarza debió ser expulsado. Eso harta a cualquiera.

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@GeograficaHisto Flaco, vos pasaste primer grado? que te importa si no lo saludo? Que sos la directora del colegio? Abrigate.

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@Pepuebla "Mis pequeños hijos" ya es trending topic?

[Gaebriel @ggold_18]

@AtletiOnTop Es un actor del cine noir de los 50.

[‏ْ @marklfcx]

Vladimir Petković on Lionel Messi’s masterclass against Algeria in Argentina’s World Cup opener:

🗣️ “We came into this match with a plan, with discipline, with belief… but sometimes football puts you against a player who can destroy even the best preparation with a single touch of the ball.”

“What Lionel Messi produced tonight was not just a great performance, it was a football lesson delivered by one of the greatest minds and talents this sport has ever seen.”

“You tell your players to stay compact, stay focused, don't give him space… and then somehow he still finds a way to create magic where there should be none.”

“The most frustrating thing is that you can actually do many things right defensively and still end up suffering because he sees passes, movements, and opportunities that nobody else on the pitch can see.”

“At 38 years old, most players are talking about retirement, managing minutes, or slowing down. Messi is still deciding World Cup matches, breaking records, and making elite defenders look helpless.”

“I looked at my bench after his third goal and there was almost disbelief on everyone's face. Not because we were losing, but because we were witnessing something special that may never happen again.”

“People will talk about the hat-trick, the records, and the statistics, but what impressed me most was the authority. He controlled the match as if the game itself was moving at his pace.”

“I have coached against great players in my career, but tonight felt different. Tonight felt like football history stopping for ninety minutes to remind the world exactly who Lionel Messi is.”