Garrison Grow

He/Him/His. UVa Online 2020; Follow for average memes irregularly

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“A dude”, 1886. Published in the poetry section of the January issue of The Undergraduate, Middlebury’s newspaper.

[Garrison Grow @ggrow74]

@noah_strike Just wait until someone uses 3 washers at once to do all of their bedding, clothes, and towels and then leaves it for 2 days so it starts to grow mildew

[Garrison Grow @ggrow74]

@noah_strike Do it and throw that shit on the ground. Worked like a charm for me /s

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Mike Rowe is the J.D. Vance of television personalities. If you know, then you know.

[Paul J. Taillie @PaulieJTails]

Someone: "hey, why are wetlands important?"

Wetlands:

[Garrison Grow @ggrow74]

@GothamChess Fishwasher

[beng @kicknyrgios]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on here I think

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

💪🏽✊🏽

[ben @benwassertweet]

the big fire in the gulf of mexico is now stuck in the suez canal

[Catestrophe @catestrophey]

Not in 1 million years will you correctly guess what this reply is in response to.

[puff @rishipuff]

this entire thread has me in tears

[Garrison Grow @ggrow74]

@Venmo @caiti_koala For all of the 100s on 100s of bills 😭

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

“Throughout her career, NHJ emphasized the importance of the pursuit of truth in journalism & the danger of a “strictly objective, present both sides” approach which she said tends to favor existing power structures at the expense of marginalized people.” https://t.co/oQj1SXgJ48

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)

[Madame Talk2Much @ANWspeaks]

The new Dora look like she bite...

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This is a whole goddamn one act play.

[Kimberly Y. Moore, CEO & Cofounder @GoTogether @kymoore1]

@gotogetherinc we care about more than a ride to/from school. We care about access to education and opportunities for kids to be great. Read @ggrow74 #equity vs practice in American #education. #access #opportunity #edtech