Gerard

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@AguaDeUma @AlertaNews24 Atacar por la espalda, los jugadores de tu selección saben mucho de eso

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@rodalies Propera parada barberà, direcció terrassa, segur que el venedor ja està en un altre tren oferint els seus serveis.

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@rodalies No només hem d’aguantar gent incívica parlant pel telèfon a crits, gent que posa els peus als seients o que escolta “música” amb l’altaveu, sinó que ara també hem d’aguantar la venda ambulant. Què és el següent? Servei de menjar a bord?

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@ChispaZoReal @jowellx_ Con una correa de eslabones plateada 100%

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@MadridSports_ Que rara está la nueva película de jurasic park

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

@DELTAGamesClub

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@infarruco Y las ayudas para el baño de la renfe cuando las dan? Eso no lo sabe, no?

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@toniav__ @GAME_SAC @SEUR

[Brooklyn Nets @BrooklynNets]

Bona Diada de Sant Jordi 🌹📚

Head Coach Jordi Fernández and his family visited P.S. 1, P.S. 8, and the Brooklyn Nets offices to share a beloved Catalan tradition with the Brooklyn community.

Thread 🧵 ⤵️

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@URIFALGUI @movistar_es

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@Viniciusiismo @4driafn @Glovo_ES No compartes la cuenta bancaria pero si compartes la actitud con tu referente. 🤡

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@JavierSanz Acepta esta cookie y cállate un mes

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@ChispaZoReal Oliver Tree nunca falla https://t.co/p5XpqU4Gp9

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@ChispaZoReal No hay muchas otras opciones para mejorar los outfits…

[LTR @0xLTR]

Wake up, eight sleep gives me a 72/100 sleep score.

Brush teeth with Oral-B iO, only 64% coverage.

Step on withings scale, body composition down 0.3%

whoop says my recovery is 41%

sit on the toilet Vivoo analyzes my urine in real time, 6.2 pH. suboptimal.

oura ring says my HRV dropped while i was pooping

open levels app, glucose spiked from looking at a banana

get in tesla, safety score dropped to 94 because i braked too hard arrive at work

manager says my productivity score is in the 38th percentile

go home, eight sleep starts cooling my bed at 7:43pm without asking

lie in the dark wondering what my existential dread score is

apple watch taps my wrist: "it seems like you're having a hard time. breathe."

[Mr Wills @Mrwills63]

A Portuguese fan of Benfica: 🗣️🚨

“Now I finally understand why Real Madrid have 15 Champions League titles…

Last season we played three games against Barcelona. They beat us twice at our stadium convincingly; once with a comeback, and another time while playing with ten men. They faced us with honor and fairness on the pitch.

As for Real Madrid? We were robbed. Valverde violently slapped one of our players, Camavinga acted like he was in a WWE ring, and Carreras kept diving and pretending without even getting a yellow card!

The strange thing in Spain is that Barcelona are being tried in the Negreira case, yet everyone knows who the real ‘thief’ is.”

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@TheInternetFish nvidia trained its model with XQC

[Gerard @ggtorca]

@ChispaZoReal @Nasstyboii Hay que financiar la compra sea como sea