Ali King

Preaching the gospel of human-centered analytics. Entrepreneur. Eater. Empiricist. Design Strategist. Measurement designer.

[dj patil @dpatil]

When you’re the first data scientist on a team

[Ali King @gguild]

“Toughness” in movies seems to be singularly defined by whether you can give yourself stitches.

[Ali King @gguild]

It just struck me how ironic the word “phonic” is.

[Ali King @gguild]

My dad wouldn’t recognize this GOP. When did it become #dictatorsparty?

[Curtis Armstrong @curtisisbooger]

My father died of Covid alone in a hospital. I had to say goodbye to him over a phone. Trump got a joyride to sooth his desperate need for attention, while endangering the lives of the Secret Service people in the car with him. To hell with him and all who enable him.

[Ali King @gguild]

Thinking of donning an old fashioned western dress and walking around. #sepia #mothernatureisfuming

[Ali King @gguild]

Yep

[L @7eandra]

Those who have stayed inside, wore masks in public, and socially distanced during this entire pandemic are the same people who are used to doing the whole group project by themselves

[Ali King @gguild]

As this pandemic continues my living room is slowly evolving into nto a personal cockpit.

[Ali King @gguild]

#marketingfail #productiveApp

[Ali King @gguild]

I just sat in my car for five minutes simply because it’s not my house.

[Ali King @gguild]

Starting movement for surviving #shelteringinplace with #SIP2020meritbadge, as in #SIP2020meritbadge “Put on pants” or more impressively “put on pants that have a zipper”. What’s your survival merit badge?

[Ali King @gguild]

I love the interwebs. https://t.co/1JkIk4L3nL

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

TECH CONFERENCE PRO-TIP 📢:

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"so- HR or recruiting?"

It's 2019, do better my dudes. 😐😑

[Ali King @gguild]

@NinjaEconomics Not sure this means anything when you have to specify which is plus size.