gurov

Senior DBA @ Shutterstock. I tinker with stuff. Most of the time it doesn't work,I have a lot of patience.

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Making a Powerful $100 Standalone ECU https://t.co/PoB5yTk04o via @YouTube

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.@FreeholdBoroNJ hi, i’m on Orchard St , the forest is getting cleared out across from us, is there any info why ? thanks!

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.@USPSHelp Is this a standard procedure to leave unprofessional threatening notes like this in the mailbox ? There was more than enough space. this is freehold boro.

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@stinkydog480 @hankgreen @aubrey_huff because everybody is succeptible to heart disease that eats food, so the full population. only a small fraction of populous has coronavirus so far and 100k have died from that. numbers, right ?

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.@slackhq my Activity tab doesn't autoscroll to the top anymore, both web and desktop app, are you guys aware of this ? this makes it incredibly difficult to keep up with activity

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@iRobot i just got this thing, how’d it rack up so many jobs and hours ? y’all leaking some dataz ?

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.@SlackHQ i'd like the option to disable threads in my channel please. They do not align with our goal to be more transparent.

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@HBO send whomever job it was to ensure your uptime beyond the wall. it's the only honorable and logical path.

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@HBO error while trying to play latest episode, what 10 minutes past release is already less than 5 nines. fix your shit pls tks.

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@SlackHQ it's pagerduty is the only integration in that channel.

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@SlackHQ it's a tad faster, but still slow. https://t.co/96vZVwyoOR #data_ops_alerts private channel, if you've got the metrics.

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.@slackhq hey guys, we've got an alerts channel that takes ~20 seconds to load that really doesn't get that much traffic, halp pls

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.@AmazonHelp could you please show my video to your Android apps team. this is a huge battery waste.

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.@AmazonHelp same thing. original product pages don't do that. everything under "more from Amazon" wastes CPU like I showed.

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.@amazon this is not a slow phone(sd820) but your app murders the performance, and makes the phone hot. even AliExpress is better at this.

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.@amazon man, what is your app doing in the background there? cpu seconds keep ticking up. I'm filming on the device. this is awful.

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@wellsfargo https://t.co/wmwyYZsbfU that looks broken, don't you think, that's your page forcing me to change my username AGAIN. quit it.

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.@statefarm surely you guys frown upon such practices, yeah ?

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.@statefarm hey, i just got a call from 1-888-902-0777, claiming to be statefarm, but they wanted to sell viagra to me(canadian pharmacy)

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.@slackhq I see you guys removed "sort by all time message", "sort by last 7 days messages" from team statistics. i liked that feature. boo