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@DoorDash I love you but my man just delivered a bunch of orange peels and an old coffee cup instead of ice cream and gummy bears 😂

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I can’t remember the last time I ate fruit

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@jennahtasman No

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did I miss the part in science class where they tell you after you turn 27 you will be violently hungover any time you sip alcohol?

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Student: Miss H what did you do this summer? Me: got whiplash from school reopening decisions and tested the limits on how much wine my body could hold 🍷

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Student: Miss H what did you do all summer? Me: I spent my savings on Panera bread bowls and watched TikTok for 13 hours a day

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@jennahtasman Thank you sissy 😘 Miss you!

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@jennahtasman Time to move home poodle

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do I have corona or am I going through Starbucks withdrawals

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corona diet: Reese’s puffs, tater tots, cheez it’s, green beans, Powerade and of course SweetTarts chicks, ducks and bunnies

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Starbucks closed, this is the end

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I should’ve gotten a pet and a manicure before quarantine started

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I was born for social distancing

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thought I had strep throat but nope just burned my throat eating hot french fries too quickly, all good

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hummus should for sure be illegal on airplanes

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when do we get the version of Little Women where Amy fucks off and Jo and Laurie end up together

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NATS I couldn’t love you more 😭👏🏼

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I met my nephew today and my heart couldn’t be any fuller 🥰

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WORLD SERIES BABY 😭😭😭

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Depressed because my elderly cousin got carded and I didn’t because I have ADAVANCED AGE SKIN