🎲Glenn

Came for the memes, stayed for the threads 👀
Chilling in Abundance
Truly enjoying my Energy 🧘🏿‍♂️

[🎲Glenn @ghash019]

Bro dodged a nuke😂👏🏾

[B.O.J. @iamolamidebabs]

Tried the “not texting first” gimmick and we haven’t spoken in six months

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you send a freaky text and get a freakier reply

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When she’s ovulating and you make her laugh.

[Funnyassjenise @funnyassjenise]

I fucked you in my head. I’m good on that.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine.

[OG Purpz @ChalePurpleThis]

Don’t introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain

[🛖 @tw0seventeen]

finally unfollowed her

[LOMA @Loma_juice]

The best sex you gonna ever have in your life would be from someone who work out or uses the gym frequently.

[ꫂ ၴႅၴ @bobablaster67]

thanos was right i gotta get my dick sucked

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Rabbit telling the story later

[𝑱 @OnlyPlayer_J]

Kids are now pausing their street games so I can pass.

[~ @H3ll0KittyGal]

Still I rise fuck nigga

[Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby]

Why am I like this??

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[thätniggä♰ @thatnigga_frfr]

when y’all fell out of love for each other but y’all still gotta hit cos the sex is actually good

[Adeeee @Wunmiiberry]

When you finally meet someone who’s just as obsessed with teasing you as you are with teasing them >>>>>>>>

[bianca marie @biancaxmariex]

date someone who wants to suck your private parts, not your energy.

[oecolamp @oecolamp]

I wish twitter had a list of people you've blocked or muted. I might want to look back and decide someone has earned a parole.

[STONERS R US 🍃 @_StonersRUs_]

Playing video games and getting high 😎