Garrett Holden Bales

Words go here.

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@jpthoughts1 I couldn’t tell if that was sarcastic or he thought his mic was off

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It happened. #wordle

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@gwrth Hey thank you! I’ve heard they’ve been going around. Can’t wait

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I can’t explain it, but cars drive better after a wash.

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There’s something wholesome about old people sitting in a McDonald’s drinking coffee

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Kinda feel bad for my IG friends who post stories every single day cuz when they don’t, I assume they’re going thru somethin or just got dumped. Must be exhausting

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I strive to get as high on life as my dog does from naps

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Honey is just bee vomit

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@odesza On repeat all day

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@goldenvoice @odesza no question

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@SamanthaKellieS And then digitally transferred to zuckerberg’s womb.

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Today marks 10 years since moving to LA 🥲

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.@instagram stop putting stories posted 1 minute ago as the first ones please it makes me look like a stalker

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Happy to share a birthday with the legend

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@Griz LOS ANGELES

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@anthonyinfanti @electricblossm @Griz It is true. Google it

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@anthonyinfanti @electricblossm @Griz Yes it is. You’re more likely to die of Covid than those diseases

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@anthonyinfanti @electricblossm @Griz Stop comparing the two. The science already shows “Vaccinated shed virus for shorter period of time, less likely to spread COVID” -Harvard.edu

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Why am I getting fomo from everyone getting omicron but me 🙃

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Every dog owner thinks they have the cutest dog in the world… and you know what? They’re right.