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[Daily Chiefs @Daily_Chiefs_]

“Hey FBI, you need to look into the Chiefs next 👀”

FBI: “You think they have been throwing games deliberately?”

“No, the opposite!”

FBI: “The opposite?”

“Yep, and the refs have been favoring them for years!”

FBI: “Ok, so we can look into how many penalties are called against them, and how many are called against their opponents”

“They actually already track that, it’s called Penalty Differential”

FBI: “And how much better are the Chiefs in that stat than the rest of the league?”

“Well they are actually the 2nd worst in the league in the last 7 years…”

FBI: “Oh…. Ok”

“But it’s not about how many penalties, it’s about when the penalties are called”

FBI: “ok, like to extend a drive? Does anyone track those penalties?

“Yes they do.”

FBI: “And how far ahead are the Chiefs in that one?”

“Well they are actually ranked 22nd in the NFL during the Dynasty’s run..”

FBI: “Hmm…”

“But forget that, the penalties have directly led to their Super Bowl wins!”

FBI: “Okay, do they track Penalty differential for those SB teams as well?”

“They sure do!”

FBI: “And how do the Chiefs differential compare to other SB winners?”

“Well from 2017-2024, they were the only SB winner with a Negative penalty differential…”

FBI: “So out of 8 SB winners they were the only team to win it with a negative differential once?

“Actually they had a negative differential for all 3 SB wins..”

FBI: “Hmm…”

“But it’s more about the penalties that happen, but never get called”

FBI: “Ok…. And where do the Chiefs rank in that statistic?”

“No one actually tracks it, because it’s too subjective… but I’ve seen a lot of trolls and haters post clips on X.”

FBI: “Sure… (stifles a laugh) we will get right on that! 😂”

[DaddyDimmuTV @DaddyDimmuTv]

Pay teachers more

[grant🎣🎣 @ghessong30]

@joeroganhq @MurderSmall

[Spotify @Spotify]

There is a rumor circulating that Spotify is putting ads into premium music listening. This rumor is false. Premium music listening is and will remain ad-free.

[Pablo Von🔌 @VonGeez_]

Bring back $5 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Chiefs Accused Of Rigging Games By Playing Better Than The Other Teams https://t.co/L78a2nN9bE

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW, WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!

[Josh Dubow @JoshDubowAP]

Since Patrick Mahomes became starting QB for Chiefs in 2018, KC has been penalized for 693 more yards than their opponents (playoffs included). That's the 4th worst penalty yard differential in that span

[Chargers⚡️Union @Chargers_Union]

Real shit bro if you’re watching the Texans Oline forget that they’re playing football, their kicker missing extra points, and Al-Shaair fucking up his assignment for the 28th time and you’re still screaming rigged you need to take a step back

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

YOU KNOW HIM AS THE RIZZLER‼️

[Julio 🏆💍 @RasheeTouchdown]

Destiny still arrives. #ChiefsKingdom

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

When the guns fell silent -- the last moments of WWI

[grant🎣🎣 @ghessong30]

@amor_fatti CLEAR YOUR CACHE it will fix the repeated plays. It’s in the settings then in storage. Trust the process.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

When the guns fell silent -- the last moments of WWI

[henry @BluesDank]

if buying isnt owning then pirating isnt stealing

[ak ౨ৎ 🪩 19!! SELL ME HARRYWEEN TICKETS @rapunzelrry]

this is why i always laugh when european fans complain about how many tour dates a US leg will get

[The Eminem Bible @Shadyind]

From:
- His father leaving him.
- Losing his close uncle to suicide.
- Being bullied as a kid.
- Washing dishes at a restaurant to survive.
- Going through a tough divorce.
- Struggling to feed his daughter.
- Losing his best friend to violence.
- Almost dying from a drug overdose.

To becoming:
- The greatest rapper of all time.
- Over 10 years sober and healthy.
- A proud father to 3 daughters.
- A loyal friend.
- An inspiration to millions of people around the world.
- A soon-to-be Grandpa.

Eminem’s life shows that no matter how hard things get, you should never give up.💪

[Ben Leber @nacholeber]

Most underrated college atmosphere in the country. #EMAW