Ghetto JJ

Gunslinger for the Minnesota Vikings.

[Ghetto JJ @ghettoJJmac]

Ok, so Minnesota went hands free and I’m wondering... is that just phones, or can I still have a beer while I drive?

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Kyler Murray was out celebrating uncle George last night.

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Anyone know where I can get some Fentanyl?

Asking for a friend

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I’m flying to LA to illegally vote for Spencer Pratt.

What are they going to do, ID me?

That’s racist.

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Porn hit differently once you nut…..TURN THIS FILTHY SHIT OFF

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The Vikings care more about posting what woke day/month it is than winning.

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I’d rather ride shotgun with Tiger Woods than go to a “No Kings” protest.

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Dear @NFL & @nflcommish

Please bring the NFL Draft to Minneapolis. 🙏
https://t.co/NJvCGmivZd

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My ex is still using my Netflix account and is currently watching season 10 of Love Is Blind. I can’t wait to change the password when they get to episode 9.

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@Vikings Well damn.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

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I guess ICE was successful in Minneapolis after all!

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My job don’t give a fuck who had a dream, we still gotta work Monday.

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Minnesotans would celebrate the same way people in Venezuelan did today.

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When you drive by your high school crush and notice she’s now a single mom of 3

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Me and shorty both got 40+ bodies but I genuinely tell her it’s a difference between scoring 40 and giving up 40✅🤣

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https://t.co/VPI1rzhU2o

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Women suck at cuddling, 3 mins in they be like “I have a question & don’t lie”

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BREAKING: Former Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is now a Vikings cheerleader. Historic moment in the NFL.

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I’ll be ready.

[Thor Nystrom @thorku]

Somebody get JJ McCarthy down from there he’s got a game to play this afternoon!

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I ain’t doing shit today. 2-3 throws and heading back to the bench to pop in a Zyn.