delusional thomas

[MAX @616WAYNE]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

We hired a college intern. Today's his first day. Here's what he just sent me.

[ai @all484u]

"I'm just a girl" my homeboy lost the light in his eyes because of you 😭😭😭😭

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"I literally told you yesterday, don't you remember?"

[Luke C-Walker @SuaveBry]

Nigga heard 5 minutes of them allegations in person and called the uber.

[The Wild Wild Breast @Slee_333]

I HAD to find out what he said and I am crying 😭😭

[delusional thomas @ghettoandproper]

Creak creak creak creak

[Levi @Imn0tDaredevil]

Me and my boy falling for each other’s rage bait

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

I’m crying this nigga just evil lmaoo

[delusional thomas @ghettoandproper]

☘️

[delusional thomas @ghettoandproper]

Monumental

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box

[NBA 2K27 News&Intel @2KIntel]

This might be up there with Druski best skits of all time 😭😭

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

U could be losing your mind and check Kanye’s tweets then realize you’re actually doing alright

[4.22🫧🎀🫦 @daniadontcaree]

Yall realize yall gotta call them right?

[delusional thomas @ghettoandproper]

Airport beer could be higher

[Wheeler Wall Sits @wheelerwallsits]

Top 10 beers (In my opinion)

1. Chairlift beer
2. Golf course beer
3. Post work beer
4. Airport beer
5. At a football game beer
6. Watching football (on tv) beer
7. Beach beer
8. Catch up beer
9. Concert beer
10. Beer with dad

[delusional thomas @ghettoandproper]

Halfcourt

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

alright boys where yall pulling up from??