I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.
No President in History has ended the same war so many times.
Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.
No President has ever done this before.
And he is nowhere near finished ending it.
It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
So we’re gonna need:
- karrigan apology form + reparations
- Niko apology form + reparations
- kyousuke’s face on mt rushmore
- 1m usd Saudi oil money directly into teses bank acct pronto
- monesy never said in the same sentence as molodoy ever again
#iem
In the truest sense of the award, karrigan is my MVP of IEM Cologne
In the span of 2 months, karrigan has entirely rewritten the story of Falcons. From chokers never living up to their potential to outcalling and outplaying all 4 of the other contenders in Cologne. World class.
So we’re gonna need:
- karrigan apology form + reparations
- Niko apology form + reparations
- kyousuke’s face on mt rushmore
- 1m usd Saudi oil money directly into teses bank acct pronto
- monesy never said in the same sentence as molodoy ever again
#iem
It’s like watching the world’s most expensive train make it 90% to the destination before randomly deciding to veer off the track into a crowd of civilians for no reason