Austin

Work in progress...

[Derrico Henrio (Noah Kahan Superhater) @derrico_henrio]

Women didn’t have the right to vote until 100 years ago. In just 100 years their primary voting issue is to be able to murder their own children. What are we doing here?

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

It’s amazing how women are one issue voters and the issue is killing their own children

[ASHA @asha_shar]

Live playthrough of The Elder Scrolls VI: ******** this morning. The scale and grandeur are incredible. The story is even greater.

[Kyle Beckley @Kyle_Beckley]

“The world is going to end in 12 years if we don’t address climate change. Just kidding, freezing my eggs because I got all the time in the world"

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

YOUNG PEOPLE: food is so expensive this is getting ridiculous

THE LEFT: The only solution is to kill all white people

THE RIGHT: Have you considered buying copious amounts of hamburger helper and covering it in Great Value mustard you ungrateful ass?!

[Zero @GrandZeroGaming]

Wait second.
Enhance.
Hmmm... 🤔

[autist @litteralyme0]

When your wife is a 10/10, your daughter says no to parties and your son knows every super car by engine sound

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

If you use the word 'partner' to describe your husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend, you're gay and retarded.

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Look how quickly they assimilate.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The idea that a pregnant woman from Guatemala can sprint across the US border, have the baby 30 minutes after arriving here, and the baby is magically a citizen of the US, is one of the most retarded and indefensible notions ever conceived

[NezahualDoomer @NezahualDoomer2]

I totally believe it LMAO this is why Destiny 2 went to shit; it was all women and freaks that were accommodated by these stupid women.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

USAID gets defunded and now no one listens to rap anymore

[Wilson F. Ball @WillyFoosball]

Bosnia?

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

First of all, you live in Turkey. My country is none of your business, foreigner. Second, yes I absolutely want a new era of McCarthyism to crush the communists. McCarthy was right and fully justified.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Eyes Up, Guardians 🇺🇸

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Type of girls you meet after signing a one year lease with your bitch ass girlfriend