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Management would like to remind all employees that our 2nd Promotion Royale Tournament on @AbstractChain begins in less than 2hours, at 10 AM ET sharp!
Visit our website, get your registrations in and get ready to backstab your colleagues!
New: Promotion Royale S1 Weekly FREE Bets
Join our weekly events with $150 USDC and 150 Abstract XP Tickets in Prizes!
Free for all with an @AbstractChain AGW ↓
Registration for the 2nd PR Tournament is now Live with 100 USDC and 250 Abstract XP Tickets in prizes!
Say no more - the Boss has heard you loud and clear that you want more Tournaments, and all employees have until the start time, 02 Oct, 10AM ET to register.
See you there!
HR would like to remind all Employees that the Boardroom which we will be using for our 1st Tournament will be ready in 1 hour and 30 minutes at 2PM ET.
Employees are required to register on our company website ahead of time to take part. Latecomers will be fired.
See you!
Launching: PR Tournaments
Think you can backstab your way to victory & eternal glory?
Test your skills against PR colleagues on our newly launched Tournaments on @AbstractChain!
First tournament starts on 24 Sep, 2PM ET with 175 USDC & 175 XP Tickets up for grabs!
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Introducing Corpo Run’s Launch Partner: @absterxyz
After wandering into the Boss’ Office & some light ‘persuasion’, Greed Inc. on @AbstractChain has signed a 69 week deal to offer payouts in $ABSTER as an option to successfully promoted employees on Corpo Run.
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Greed Inc.: Season 2 Battle Pass is LIVE on @AbstractChain.
Activate in your Employee Portal (retire Genesis Employees to enroll), then clear Daily Quests in Promotion Royale & Corpo Run to bank daily rewards.
Attendance is mandatory.. and remember, The Boss is watching.
🔥 New Game Launch 🔥
Corpo Run on @AbstractChain
Promotion Season has just arrived.
Visit the Boss & correctly choose your Promotion Letter to earn up to 1643x your wagered salary.
Avoid the Termination Letter or lose everything.
Learn more ↓ & choose wisely.
After an extended ayahuasca “alignment”, the Boss is enlightened and is ready to see promotion seekers in his office.
S2 Battle Pass & Corpo Run will go live on 11 Sep 2025, 08:00 UTC on @AbstractChain.
Rest now; because tomorrow you start working for the Boss - forever.
Our HR Director’s latest “brilliant” cost-saving initiative is to enact random mass terminations.
Block at least 10 firings before 14 August 2025, 14:00 UTC to earn the exclusive “Termination Denied” Achievement.
Can you save your team - and yourself?
Introducing Corpo Run by @PromotionRoyale on @AbstractChain
The Boss has “noticed” your hard work & very soon, he will offer you a promotion in his office… with a twist.
Pick 1 of 3 envelopes. Choose wisely = promoted. Pick wrongly = fired.
Can you outwit the Boss?
Battle Pass Update
The Boss has noticed that a number of new employees are struggling in our cutthroat meetings.
In his infinite wisdom, he has provided an alternative to Battle Pass Win Quests - every 4 games lost will now count as the same contribution as a Win.
🎉 400 Retired Genesis Employees Milestone 🎉
Thanks to our hardworking Greed Inc. whistleblowers, we have collectively sent 400 Genesis Employees on their early ‘retirement’ over the past 20 days.
The Boss has noted your dedication and urges everyone to keep up the good work.
Buy low. Sell high. Repeat.
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