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[doomer @uncledoomer]

as a child i read brian jacques redwall series in its entirety and i would have vivid hallucinations that looked like this as i drifted off into day dreams while my social studies teacher droned on about womens suffrage

[Ink Blot @inkblotistan]

Protect what is yours

[Trevor Official @TrevorOfficialR]

This guy 100% has dined upon the flesh of a child before and I’m saying this as a fan

[Brachor @gogogaga834224]

Gn everyone

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[scoob @MostCrucified]

sometimes you gotta take a meeting with the taergaryans

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Beautiful

[WholesomeDave🦄 @BostonFren_88]

The Romans considered lawyers and actors to be low-tier, garbage people.

[🔻 AppropriateWeapon الله @ProtoSinwarism]

When the antisemitism is so good you get hit with the 11th century Rhineland Ashkenazi genetic bottleneck stare

[kordell @lledrook]

free bro ngl after 17 years they just gotta give that nigga one

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

"Go tell your King what you saw here today...”

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

duhhhh uhh thanks for taking me to the big game boss!

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

She done knocked da damn fish unconscious wit da cabbage

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

The front row of karaoke when I crush Niggas in Paris.

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

During this drive you can see the Rockies in the distance the entire time

I always think about the pioneers. What takes us 10 hours now, took them months

Imagine walking toward an unclimbable mountain every day for months, every day it gets bigger. Your wife and 2 year old son are exhausted and bored. You have a stupid donkey carrying a bunch of canned green beans or some bullshit. You’ll probably have to eat him at some point

Every day you wake up and walk what feels like the same land. Flat, boring, nowhere to rest. And every day the mountain gets bigger. Psychological torture

[syrian princess اشلي @LupeVirgilMom]

by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing