pretzel🚦🦈

@sidneycrosbussy 's oomfband.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[pretzel🚦🦈 @ghostblurred]

englands loss is mitch marners fault. dont ask me why i dont know.

[stupid idoit t @peeholelicker]

i Miss you and was wondering if i Could be creepy about it. if that's Ok

[pretzel🚦🦈 @ghostblurred]

@STARFRUlTS kim wexler coded icl

[carolina 🍒 @heartsfordnp]

if you're voting reform I hope your pillow is always warm and that the next time you get a greggs sausage roll you drop it on the floor

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

[jay @ghxstboyjay]

if ur voting reform tomorrow please unfollow me

[jess ⟡ @eloisesmatthews]

dni if you’re voting reform btw

[megs @pwuupyy]

i’d block a bitch for voting reform

[pretzel🚦🦈 @ghostblurred]

omg there was a mercedes f1 car on campus at my uni yesterday btw it was sick

[tammy🍋 @tammy28x]

uk oomfs don’t forget to plan your day around voting tomorrow! polls are open 7am-10pm unless you plan on voting reform in which case after 10pm is fine!!

[pretzel🚦🦈 @ghostblurred]

BRITISH OOMFS GO OUT AND VOTE. DO NOT LET REFORM WIN. USE YOUR RIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY. VOTE

[asmogorna 🫯 || under 17 dnf @waywoodceo]

miis speaking in full gibberish and then throwing in "thick thighs pussy salad" or some other bullshit you forced into their vocabulary

[pretzel🚦🦈 @ghostblurred]

@dykemacklin etc for sure

[pretzel🚦🦈 @ghostblurred]

you really cant miss a day on this app

[pretzel🚦🦈 @ghostblurred]

real brits are in beer gardens in the winter too

[dia @veilsguard]

people in the uk on their way to the beer garden as soon as they feel a sliver of the sun on their skin:

[pretzel🚦🦈 @ghostblurred]

this is going on my sidney crosby dying in a glue trap mood board

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

"i haven't started it either" are the most encouraging words you'll hear as a student

[pretzel🚦🦈 @ghostblurred]

give a man a fish and there's plenty more in the sea. teach a man to fish and he'll date all of your friends...