sparky

la vie est belle

[sparky @ghostbreath]

@so_so_chris Pac is a convicted rapist, lol.

[sparky @ghostbreath]

@MadiBoity Can't skate on this shit.

[sparky @ghostbreath]

I'd be surprised if they tried to use the same cinematographer.

[The Guardian @guardian]

Rust to resume filming with Alec Baldwin and new cinematographer https://t.co/qwkE2CPizs

[sparky @ghostbreath]

Like dude, fuck #Durban

[sparky @ghostbreath]

Lol

[sparky @ghostbreath]

Damn, didn't this dude hear about Toronto's crack smoking mayor? I feel like the people of that city are a bit more accepting than he thinks.

[The Guardian @guardian]

Toronto mayor quits after admitting affair with former staffer https://t.co/IpDHxOCyhh

[sparky @ghostbreath]

@eThekwiniM Lololol

[sparky @ghostbreath]

@eThekwiniM I just saw a man take a poo at a traffic light. #warmestplacetobe

[sparky @ghostbreath]

@eThekwiniM Guys, the grass is always growing. This is a job for bi-weekly man.

[sparky @ghostbreath]

@Nick_Hamman The dude that counted my house just asked me a bunch of questions on how to start a podcast.

[sparky @ghostbreath]

I just went to a stadium and there were thousands of people around me, I spoke to five of them. What does this mean?

[sparky @ghostbreath]

@Gigi_Lamayne Does he let you win at mario cart?

[sparky @ghostbreath]

Is there anything worse than a v-neck tan?

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

I’m convinced that today’s young people can achieve a more peaceful world if they cultivate warm-heartedness and inner peace.

[sparky @ghostbreath]

Jokes are like assholes. I don't want to hear yours.

[sparky @ghostbreath]

Egg white omelettes are the non-alcoholic beers of the food world

[sparky @ghostbreath]

In times like these it's good to remember that the USA is a terrible moral compass.

[sparky @ghostbreath]

I used to trade my cellphones for beers, now I have a gym membership. So you know, same thing.

[sparky @ghostbreath]

Night of the living Dwelms #Za nights