august waggener

they/he

[a @boopyape]

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re stressed out Hayao Miyazaki?

[✰ Nameless @idesofceleste]

read this article that debunks practically every argument on how trans women are supposedly not biological women from a beauvoirian perspective, i think everyone should check it out even if they're transfem themselves it was really interesting
https://t.co/eFvCn90UJe

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

AGAVE SNOUT WEEVIL!!!!! This is the best day of my life

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

you’re just blatantly not me nan

[literalmente eu posts @personagenscore]

eu percebendo uma oportunidade de aleatoriamente cantar uma musica no meio da conversa baseado na palavra que a pessoa acabou de falar

[ً @artfuIchaos]

people get so weird when you fucking stand up for yourself like did you really think I'd let you talk to me like that???

[rin 💥 missing marya junková @_lovwren]

My forgotten about middle child 💔💔

[ames @samestras]

will this happen in the west end version

[leo 🌊 @nxonecropolis]

am i allowed to be upset that they’re doing npmd instead of black friday or will i get called a hater

[Lambert Jackson @LJProds]

🚨WE’RE BACK, BABY! 🚨

Following the sell-out West End run of The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, the next hit musical storms into the Apollo Theatre this February for a limited run of NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE!🎶

Sign up to the presale now - https://t.co/o1dvsfhOVa

@TeamStarKid

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

purple buge 💜💜💜💜💜💜👾👾👾👾👾👾🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟

[blahbeau @blahhbeau]

guess who just unintentionally found out Barbie shoes fit on b1 droids

[serpy @chefmaeda]

found an epic and badass weevil in the tuscan countryside at 3 am (Curculio propinquus)

[august waggener @ghostbugbear]

Imagine telling the dad “these grapes have acid in them. We are microdosing” that would really funny I think.

[pizzarina sbarro @normalsexylady]

Recently my boyfriend and I were having a picnic in the park, and two kids under 5 wandered up to our blanket and started eating from our bag of grapes. As I’m trying to gently tell them no, their dad coos, “Hey buddy, what do we say? Say ‘please’ first!”

[amore @amoreterical]

how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice

[🪲ioomf @i0lanthe_]

If i was a bug I would rub my littel fingers together and wiggle my anyennaes and ^^_^^ blink my big eys ⚫_⚫

[silly guy @holedonor]

VERY obsessed with the video of him being found

[kaelynn @caseohcore_]

sometimes i randomly think of this clip and just start laughing