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a lot of things, but mostly just a lot • she/her

[h @ghostedbop]

if god didn’t want us all to fuck then why’d he make us all so god damn sexy

[マッスル親子のマッスルエフェクト @bigkiller0118]

#筋トレ好きな人と繋がりたい

[Bobby (RATS) @LegalizeRats]

smol & large

[h @ghostedbop]

the tension between commuters and the semi trucks on the glenn right now

[h @ghostedbop]

my therapist: *trying to explain that not everyone secretly hates me and wanting to discuss why i would feel that way*

me: *not paying attention because im too busy thinking she must hate me and think im annoying and whiny*

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

judge: do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth

me: yes

judge: who do you like

me: omg dare

[h @ghostedbop]

@swirlyg1rl happy birthday!!!

[h @ghostedbop]

@emm_kirk ahh yes!! target blankets 💛💛

[h @ghostedbop]

i love my little family

[brent @murrman5]

getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook

[h @ghostedbop]

me: telling the door to door vivint security salesman that i watch true crime so i know how to avoid crimes happening to me

also me: “yeah my boyfriend isn’t home, but you can come in!”

[h @ghostedbop]

nobody:

truck owners whenever there’s slightly more traffic than usual:

[h @ghostedbop]

@scienceseymour no YOU

[h @ghostedbop]

thriving

[h @ghostedbop]

ever since i started watering my pothos from the top AND letting it sit on a plate of water overnight oh boy has she been thriving!! look at those healthy and firm green leaves!!! thriving!!!

[charlie @chunkbardey]

having plants can be amazing but sometimes they’re flopping when you’re flopping and it’s just like jesus christ someone in this house needs a win

[h @ghostedbop]

everyone who enters my house must hang their hat on the dick hooks

[h @ghostedbop]

what in gods name did i just find in the communal laundry room

[h @ghostedbop]

remembering when i got my wisdom teeth removed in highschool and my dad told me i was faking the pain and now he just got his out and got dry sockets. i don’t feel bad.

[h @ghostedbop]

my pride and joy

[h @ghostedbop]

something about john green makes me deeply uncomfortable