and if they’re unconscious, don’t make them tea. unconscious people… don’t want tea, and they can’t answer the question ‘do you want tea?’ …because they’re unconscious
it’s rained… twice… in two hours. more than it has in the last 3 months btw… in England, the place that’s always fucking raining (until now) shove that up your asses climate change deniers
plan for when I wake up tomorrow morning is to ragebait my dad and tell him he laid the decking wrong because the grooves are pointing upwards (he did it 12 years ago)