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[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I’m sorry for leaving you on delivered for 5 hours my fingers were stuck in a Chinese finger trap

[𝘇𝘇𝘆𝘇 𝗼𝗳 𝘇𝘇𝘆𝘇𝘁𝘄𝘁 ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა @zxyqb]

how I feel when I laugh at a joke I didn’t understand

[eli @kyutedere]

No its ok bro ur just single because ur soulmate was aborted

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

they fucked up letting me use emojis at work i will react to your teams message with pants just because i can

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the most attractive thing a person can do is genuinely be funny as fuck. like why are you making me giggle.. i want you

[carlos || comissões abertas #hexatombe @orphnochus]

"hoje eu vejo um filme"
"hoje eu jogo tal jogo"
"hoje eu continuo aquele livro"
"agora sim eu termino aquela série"

eu às 17:00 na cama depois do 104º Reel do Instagram

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

is it ok if i subtly copy ur mannerisms

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i’m a hopeless romantic but i also like being alone and i’m lowkey emotionally unavailable but i’m still somehow a lover girl

[k @crashoveryouu]

i wouldve never done that to you

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there is something beautiful about having old friends who have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each phase.

[mars @marsup1al]

i’m scared

[jame @kloogans]

"this made me spit out my coffee" no it didn't. you didn't spit anything out. one spit of coffee is worth like 3 dollars now. you're lying. you know who else lies? benjamin netanyahu

[• يمنى♡• @yumnah_elkhabir]

THISS

[arson🌂 @desi0re]

all I did was tell my dad I’m anaemic 😭😭

[Bluebird @abigbluebird]

Honestly, I never understood why Singaporeans are generally so mild or non-confrontational.

I’m not advocating for you to sock someone in the jaw over jumping your queue but it’s a big spectrum of non-illegal actions between this and not doing anything.

Shoving, body-barging, knocking over their tray of food if someone jumps your queue at the hawker centre and the stall owner bohues your complaint. Curse them an early death, not the simple basic ones, things that’ll unsettle them.

Singaporeans need more of a ‘muay thai mentality’ - if someone lands a punch or kick on you, you must immediately return one back, no matter how ‘weak’ or the judges will record it as you losing the exchange. Or more of an inner Yishun siaolangkia. People need to view the elderly with less reverence and more of ‘down the food chain’.

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

started thinking and made myself #upset

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the phrase "for you, i would" is such a gentle and sweet love language. even if i wouldn't normally do something, i would gladly do it just to make you happy.

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

U put me in ur close friends and only post scenery on there like who not allowed to see you go outside