august

don't follow if you're under 18. maga & homophobes fuck off. despite the header still an original sin opp, sorry.

[august @ghostliaugust]

Hello I'll need to abandon or maybe even outright delete this twitter soon so could any oomfs who want to stay in contact please message me for discord!

Im also on tumblr as ghostlyaugustine and cuckooschild so you can always follow me there!

[daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra]

i am genuinely confused as to why these formerly sensible and talented writers think having sam reid regurgitate tumblr shitposts about lestat makes for good writing like where did they get that idea??? its so disconcerting

[lesbian loser @lesv4mps]

i trust lestat fans only if they also hate him sorry

[how do you solve a problem like mari @yurizilla]

Fake Louis fans only like his cruelty when it's justified, I love him even more when he's cruel just for kicks, that fuckinggg little smile he gives Daniel after tearing him the fuck down psychologically is a top 5 Louis moment for me

[sab @holyldpdl]

rolin jones calling this scene “too neat” when it’s one of the greatest endings to a character’s arc in history he can cry to a wall about it

[luke @thebellshells]

to treat two brilliant seasons of television like skippable material because now “finally” the main narrator is white… amc i’ll see you in hell

[𐂯 @nemurugu]

THOSE naturally skinny people will tell u “noo being this skinny sucks 🥺” then start losing their mind once they finally reach a normal weight or get fat 👀 like i thought being skinny sucked?? orrr

[august @ghostliaugust]

People raised Catholic will know this is fake because that thing is never actually the shape of a cross. If its not some grey little smudge I‘ll assume you applied it yourself.

[Sachin Jose @Sachinettiyil]

Catholic actors Jonathan Roumie and Mark Wahlberg appeared on Fox & Friends with ashes on their foreheads in observance of Ash Wednesday.

[august @ghostliaugust]

Shut UUUUUUUUP

[фем иисус @masturboginya2]

Девочки, вам тоже кажется, что она фейковая лесбиянка, как Джоджо Сива? Есть вайбик да?

[august @ghostliaugust]

@IronasticGirl Not the screenshot from the guy we KNOW recieved all his edited clips from JDs lawyer. GIRL😂😂

[august @ghostliaugust]

...so anyway, these parts were purposefully cut from that recording and very very clearly highlight that this is a case of reactionary abuse. #IStandWithAmberHeard #JohnnyDeppIs

[Maddie @chikadeechirps]

Amber Heard: “All the fucking trust is gone in the relationship because you keep splitting.”

Johnny Depp: “I'm not gonna be in a physical fucking altercation with you.”

Amber Heard: “What about all the other times you split?”

Johnny Depp: “You fucking hit me last night.”

Amber Heard: “I'm not gonna get into the details of that fight. You and I both know that you split when there is no physical violence invovled. And, if you split, and you go into a different room and you don't actually leave that house, it does nothing but perpetuate the fight.”

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Amber Heard: “I'm sorry that I didn't hit you across the face in a proper slap, but I was hitting you. I was not punching you. You didn't get punched. You got hit! I'm sorry I hit you like this but I did not punch you! I did not fucking deck you! I fucking was hitting you! I don't know what the motion of my actual hand was, but you’re fine. I did not hurt you. I did not punch you. I was hitting you.

Johnny Depp: “How are your toes?”
(Referring to the door scraping Amber Heard’s toes as he was trying to keep her from breaking into where he had locked himself in.)

Amber Heard: “I’m not sitting here bitching about it, am I? You are! That's the difference between me and you. You're a fucking baby! You are such a baby! Grow the fuck up Johnny!”

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Amber Heard: “I did start a physical fight, so you did the right thing, the big thing. You know what, you are admirable! What’s your excuse when there's not a physical fight? What's the excuse there?”

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Amber Heard: “Have I ever been able to knock you off of your feet? Or off your balance? You're going to get up on the stand, Johnny, and say, (mocking voice)
"she started it?” Really? I have never been able to overpower you! And that's a difference, the difference the whole world, and that a jury and that a judge will see. That there's a very big difference between me and you!”

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Johnny Depp: “I lost a fucking finger. I had a can of mineral spirits thrown at my nose.”

Amber Heard: “You can please tell people that it was a fair fight, and see what the jury and judge think. Tell the world, Johnny, tell them ‘Johnny Depp, I, Johnny Depp, a man, I’m a victim too of domestic violence.’ And see how many people believe or side with you.”

And for the people who say she says, “man” and not “a man;” that makes it even worse for her because that is further evidence of just how nonchalant and fearless she was that she was goading him like that.

[august @ghostliaugust]

@IronasticGirl All of those audios were leaked by JDs legal team btw and edited. For example, the recording that was leaked had that part of it that I posted edited out. Now why would Little Adam do such a thing? Go jerk off to those shitty pirate movies, clown.

[august @ghostliaugust]

@RadicalDreamer0 No, she says she accidentally hit him with the door, he pushed back so the door scraped her toes and she assumed they were getting physical and reacted: It’s textbook reactive abuse. She even apoligizes for her ””overreaction.” You can‘t gaslight me, I know more than you.

[august @ghostliaugust]

@RadicalDreamer0 Non of what you’re saying is true. You’re literally just writing fanfiction. She hit him because she thought they were getting physical after she accidentally him with the door, then he pushed it back onto her toes.

[august @ghostliaugust]

i wish y'all could just quietly get into incest porn and leave real sibling alone

[tanyel @nba_yb_tv]

yall remember when finneas was writing lyrics about guessing the color of his sister’s underwear?

[august @ghostliaugust]

gothic horror and romance are not mutually exclusive!!! can we all develop some genre awareness before we post these braindead takes omg🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[tea stoner (she/her) 📚 51/50 @bookbeduion]

Wuthering heights is a gothic horror novel it is not a love story in any way. It's about generation trauma and abuse and race and class

[tea stoner (she/her) 📚 51/50 @bookbeduion]

😭 what does one do after reading wuthering heights like how do I fucking recover and move on with my life? How do I read other books knowing nothing will come as close

[Nuanced Film Takes @BadFilmTakes1]

Emerald Fennell’s brand of being a sicko director is so funny to me. She’ll say something like “my Jurassic Park would have a sex scene between a man and a velociraptor” and then eagerly look around the room to see if she offended anybody.

[♡ @sajz3zo]

people have no empathy tpwards ugly women expressing their sadness at being ugly, but the second an ugly woman desires romance, treats herself with kindness and doesn’t settle for the bare minimum, everyone hates on her because to them, ugly people shouldn’t be allowed to do that

[kelly @kelibacy]

emerald fennel really is a boundary-breaker in that she's the first female director to not have her filmmaking career stifled by hollywood misogyny even though she in particular would really deserve it

[august @ghostliaugust]

the existence baz luhrman and christopher nolan has no bearing on this whatsoever.

[august @ghostliaugust]

its not okay to like fennell's "wuthering heights." its not okay to go see "wuthering heights." yes, you must criticize her for not casting a poc lead. calling this the "worst adaptation of all time" or "a product of the modern literacy crisis" objectively true.

[𖣠 @bullseeyes]

its okay to not like fennell's "wuthering heights." its okay to not go see "wuthering heights." yes, you can criticize her for not casting a poc lead. calling this the "worst adaptation of all time" or "a product of the modern literacy crisis" is deeply misogynistic and defeats any point you're trying to make. baz luhrman and christopher nolan have both famously either rewritten history or ignored source material entirely. to say fennell cannot do the same is ludicrous.