Master Shifu.

GOD @Barcelona | Lawyer. | Alter Ego. | Jaiye till sunset

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

As you're setting your own records, he is breaking your own records, setting his own records, and breaking his own records.

I might not haved lived in the times of Shakespeare, Aurelius, Alexander the Great or Napoleon - but it has been the honor of my life to call you my GOAT.

[Mob President Christian @Chrisblin]

We failed everyone that died during Endsars, it’s a pity.

[Slimfit @iSlimfit]

“Olodo uprising… we’re trying so much to accommodate the unintelligent people and ignorant people cos we don’t want them to feel bad.. now they’re like the majority.”

YCee really won hearts with this comment.

[Futbol de Inglaterra @Mercado_Ingles]

Las cámaras de la FIFA dejaron de transmitir cuando Lumumba Vea hizo el gesto de cubrirse la boca e imitar una pistola en su cabeza, como señal de protesta contra el silencio que rodea el conflicto en el este de la RD del Congo.

Una de las crisis más activas del mundo ha desplazado a miles de personas que han sido víctimas de masacres, él hombre usó el escenario de la Copa del Mundo para asegurarse de que la gente no pudiera mirar hacia otro lado.

🇨🇩👏

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

lol they queue in a very orderly manner for visa interviews though. its a lack of consequences

[Master Shifu. @Ghostmode309]

@n6oflife6 I feel so sad remembering this. If he was in a good system he would have been a world class player.

We used to call Elese magnet (Magnet leg). I pray the universe is kind to him. This country failed him.

[Master Shifu. @Ghostmode309]

@n6oflife6 one was my neighbor. This guy dey dribble the whole field. We were all age mates around 12 -13 years old then, He was already playing with adult sets, benching grown men.

He don turn yahoo boy now. This country kills dream 💔

[Master Shifu. @Ghostmode309]

Ashiere meji

[femme fatale💋🖤 @D_Femme_Fatale]

*Bumps into my ex at an event*

Ex: Hey Damiiiii! What’s up with you? It’s been so long (with excitement)

Me: Sorry, who are you??

Ex: You don’t know me?

Me: Nahh, I really don’t think so. Your face looks so familiar but I just can’t seem to place where I know it from

[Master Shifu. @Ghostmode309]

@nbts00 LMAO 😂.

[Master Shifu. @Ghostmode309]

@rumescrib Omo another unfortunate man don kee person

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

What’s sad is that you don’t even realize you’re the problem.

Someone came to you to vent about a major expense they just incurred, and your first thought was ‘how can I add to their expenses?’

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Money go come.

Just no die.

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Lionel Messi.

[ESPN @espn]

One of the best to ever do it, Lionel Andrés Messi 🐐

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

Lol, that’s how I saw Zlatan Ibrahimović at UFC Freedom 250.

Me: “Hey Zlatan, I’m a huge fan.”

Zlatan: “I know.”

I swear Zlatan is the corniest superstar alive! 😭

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

1 vs. 5 but the 1 is Messi 🐐

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

Biggest flex of our lifetime.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Wait, did you really think Messi was going to break the record from a penalty?

That's not GOAT behaviour 🐐

[44🇫🇷🇦🇷🇵🇹 @NurseLekan]

That 7 months, na the size of some Nigerian girl normal belle for here