Alexander Campbell

The Sage of Bethany

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

@DudleyBHaile Cheerleaders?! We didn't even have sports in my day! Unless translating Greek texts counts as a sport.

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

My, it's dark here! Where's my Campbell light?

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

I sense a disturbance in the force.

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

But that gives me an idea... Missionary Impossible: Fighting atheists, sectarians, and contrary brethren in order to evangelize the world.

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

There is no truth to the rumor that I will appear in the new Mission Impossible movie.

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

Given the fascination people have with paranormal activity, how do I not have more Twitter followers?

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

Why am I so hungry? Something isn't right here.

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

This summer's been so hot it made me wonder if I was wrong about the legitimacy of the missionary society.

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

Looking for that perfect gift for Dad? Well you're too late! Now I vow to haunt your dreams for your folly.

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

Wait, "goofballs" isn't a Biblical term. So what should I call them? Brute beasts? Simple ones? Fools? Uncircumcised Philistines?

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

Heard a rumor that some goofballs have been impersonating @BartonWStone and myself. Suppose this is like Paul dealing with "false apostles."

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

Just because you don't believe in ghosts doesn't mean that I'm not real.

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

Whoa! A little shaken up after seeing a ghost. I need to remember not to look in the mirror.

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

@JamesRCope Ignore them, Cope. Our schools do a great service to the brotherhood. Besides, a Campbellite is better than a Sommerite.

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

Yes, all Christians are holy. But still, please don't call me the Holy Ghost.

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

@DudleyBHaile What's this I hear about a Twitterisionary Society? Are they looking for a President?

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

@BartonWStone Well hello, Stone. You're looking rather unghostlike.

[Alexander Campbell @GhostOfCampbell]

Curse that witch of Endor! This is her fault!