Dudley Brown Haile

Converted from Methodism; Use only the Bible as my guide of faith and religious practice; Reject all human institutions.

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@EHBoyd @FilipinoPreachr good point...

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@FilipinoPreachr Perhaps some study will show that the salt air that is produced by frequent typhoons also prevents skin cancer

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Whew! This was close. I was going to shave my beard… Not now! http://t.co/cbYvgoDkoo

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@EHBoyd @filipinopreachr you know, Filipino preacher would be a good cow milker - He wouldn't have to bend over to milk the cow.

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@FilipinoPreachr Joking aside, I can't come to the Philippines. I have too many cattle and mules to care for. Do you not have animals there?

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Brother Junrey, I have observed that very few Filipinos have beards. Have you considered growing one?

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@TheDanielSommer Right. Paul said "Providing things honest in the sight of all men." No honest person would feign to be someone else.

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@JamesRCope Good point.

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@EHBoyd There's just something about a false teacher retiring that makes him an easy target. Perhaps we should actually be thankful!

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@TheDanielSommer Don't remind me of the Pope. It makes me feel almost guilty about my radio assault upon the concept of the papacy.

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News item: "Man shot by pet dog" http://t.co/2efO3eDp6Q - One of my mules once took a shot at me - we ate him soon after that.

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@FilipinoPreacher Bro. Junrey, don't you have squirrels and rabbits in the Philippines? They are tasty and very inexpensive to kill and eat

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From @IGN: Developers react to PS4 announcement: http://t.co/AR4OeZ4P37

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Jesus had a beard (Isaiah 50:6) - I offered my back to those who beat me, my cheeks to those who pulled out my beard; I did not hide my face

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@FilipinoPreachr If they don't sell preacher beards, they should. It is a shame for a preacher to preach with his face uncovered (3 Cor. 11)

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@FilipinoPreachr Your last tweet makes me fear that we are one day going to all get into big trouble - but of course, do I look like I care?

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@FilipinoPreachr Brother Junrey. Would it be ok if I just bought you a fake, glue-on beard? It would be much cheaper than chemo.

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Important news item: Beards help to prevent skin cancer - We're doing the right thing, fellows - http://t.co/L8xaNZIF8A

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@GhostOfCampbell Oh, I see that you have (partially) materialized on Twitter. Some people have turned Greek interpretation into a sport.

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@TheDanielSommer @jamesrcope @ibgrubbs Makes me wonder… did Bethany college have cheerleaders? (paging the ghost of Campbell…)