Elliott Hodge Boyd

I firmly believe that the local church is God's missionary society, and stand opposed to every human institution that attempts to usurp this role.

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@DudleyBHaile @FilipinoPreachr Typhoons do prevent skin cancer. If you drown, you won't live long enough to get skin cancer.

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@FilipinoPreachr How in the world has a computer that old survived all the typhoons over there? Seems like you have one every 2-3 weeks.

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@DudleyBHaile I'd be afraid the cow would step on him.

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@FilipinoPreachr Maybe you can grow one once you hit puberty.

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@TheDanielSommer My beard and my 45 makes me unattractive to Muslim men.

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@FilipinoPreachr I think what he means, Brother Junrey, is that you shouldn't hold your breath waiting for them to arrive.

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Looks like the sequester wasn't the end of the world, eh? Well, except maybe for Hugo Chavez.

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@DudleyBHaile Resignation is not the same as repentance. If the angels aren't rejoicing, neither am I.

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@DudleyBHaile Not that I'm complaining, of course.

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@DudleyBHaile Everyone's bashing the papacy. Talk about kicking a dead horse. Or a headless church.

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@LLPinkerton I don't know where the current President was born. But I do know that most wouldn't care if he was born in Kenya.

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@DavidPurviance @PatrickCleburne Surely that wouldn't be a problem. If a Kenyan can be President of the USA...

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@JohnFRowe Come on, Rowe. I doubt @FilipinoPreachr could even lift one of those bricks.

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@BartonWStone My wife slapped me when I said something about her sister's breasts (Song of Solomon 8:8).

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@FilipinoPreachr @dudleybhaile Junrey, maybe if you pray for 30 minutes every morning & recite your Bible verses, you'll receive your money.

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Staying up late tonight with milk, cookies, and my trusty .45. I'm not taking any chances.

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New rule: Anyone who sends me a Christmas card with glitter on it gets disfellowshipped.

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@filipinopreachr @thedanielsommer What's wrong? You expect Sommer to fit that into a tweet?

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@MrTant @drgeorgebenson Or? What kind of pansy only carries one pistol?

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I missed the debate. Who won? The Mormon or the Mohammedan?