Daniel Sommer

Standing up against dangerous innovations. That Ladies Mite Society never knew what hit them.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

@dudleybhaile Beards are yet another example of God's providence and ongoing care of man.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

Now that he's gone, I wonder how long until someone starts a @drgeorgebenson parody Twitter account.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

@WCurtisPorter It probably looks more liberal now. That's how these Bible colleges usually progress.

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@drgeorgebenson Real restoration preachers don't quit. They just take sabbaticals.

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@EHBoyd @DudleyBHaile Yeah, then we might need to help a neighbor.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

@FrederickSommer That's right, Fred. You and your brothers better throw away your razors.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

Reason #947 to grow a beard: A beard keeps Muslim men from being attracted to you. http://t.co/PBLcBiuhXq

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

Real Christians don't celebrate Easter. They celebrate after Easter when the jelly beans go on sale.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

@FilipinoPreachr @dudleybhaile OK, Junrey, it's after midnight. I can tell you now that the email was a joke. April Fools!

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

Happy Sunday.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

@BartonWStone Good thing we don't know any anonymous twitter users.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

Don't know if I should say "Ha!" or "Pshaw!" RT @cofcsongleader: The #CofCMadness has officially begun! http://t.co/XDZ4bM3Znv

[CofCpew @CofCpew]

If I see you wearing green today I'll pray for your soul.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

Amazed at how quickly the new pope was elected. The cardinals must have been eager to put a stop to all the smoke jokes on twitter.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

Eagerly awaiting the white smoke from the Sistene Chapel so we can find out who the new son of perdition is.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

@JohnFRowe You're always moving backward, aren't you John?

[CofC_Projector @cofc_projector]

I like falling back better. At least that way some members accidently show up to Bible class.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

The arrogance of man, thinking he has the power to change time.

[Daniel Sommer @TheDanielSommer]

For everyone complaining of inaccuracies in The Bible series...Since when did you expect denominationalists to portray the Bible accurately?

[George Stuart Benson @drgeorgebenson]

I trust the College of Cardinals to choose a new pope. Especially Stan Musial. That guy was amazing. #chapeltweet