GhostofCasa

七転び八起き

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Miss him so much

[𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒 𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐋 @PistolAndreas]

If you've just met her, never be sweet.

Don't tell her to text you she arrived home safe.

At best, be a sweat asshole.

"Text me when you stop under the bridge to buy some drugs. And then when you arrive home".

Just don't be SWEET sweet. Otherwise, trust me, you'll be ghosted.

[GhostofCasa @ghostofcasa]

@Listen2UrMind Love

[GhostofCasa @ghostofcasa]

Truth

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Some guys are too stupid to have a good time

[TheManMaker @TheManMakerx]

"I was seeing other guys, but in my mind I was committed to him"

Every girl is special until

you know her sexual past.

All men feel sick when they know about their girl's sexual past.

[GhostofCasa @ghostofcasa]

@KaigonRhy @honestwamen Ouf, truth.

[Swisher @TvSwisher]

@dom_lucre That’s not a wife.

That’s a tax write-off.

[Got Pickup? Gary PUA • situationship strategist @GotPickup]

More Womanese Translations:

“He’s a friend” = I f@cked him in the past

“I’m single” = I’m trying to level up

“He’s nice” = He’s unattractive

“I was young” = excuse for when there isn’t one

“equality” = when it benefits me

“I don’t like your tone” = I can’t win this argument

[GhostofCasa @ghostofcasa]

Gm

[GhostofCasa @ghostofcasa]

@lporiginalg Women only date up!
Played themselves.

[GhostofCasa @ghostofcasa]

Dude simping for a 5 smh

[GhostofCasa @ghostofcasa]

Delusional

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

You can have equality or chivalry, but you can't have both ladies.

[GhostofCasa @ghostofcasa]

Agree

[gainzy @gainzy222]

bruh the responses to this are so cucked

“wow so honest and real”

… she’s literally for the streets

[GhostofCasa @ghostofcasa]

American women.
Fuck them, but don’t marry them 🤭

[Joker @BachelorJoker]

This is why passport bro's became a thing.

I'm mean honestly, can you blame men for looking elsewhere for a girlfriend?

[GhostofCasa @ghostofcasa]

Harsh reality nowadays 😂
Maybe Prison game is a thing, you just have to pretend. 🤔
Will try.

[Rivelino @alpharivelino]

HER: Why are you single?
YOU: I just got out of prison
HER: Ohhhh 😍

***

HER: Buy me a drink
YOU: Sorry, I don't have money
HER: Why not?
YOU: I just got out of prison
HER: Ohhhh 😍 I have money! Can I buy you a drink?

***

HER: What kind of car do you drive?
YOU: I took the bus here
HER: Eww, you took the bus?
YOU: Well, I just got out of prison
HER: Ohhhhh 😍 I have a car! Wanna go to my place?

***

HER: What do you do for work?
YOU: I don't have a job
HER: You don't have a job?
YOU: No
HER: Why not?
YOU: I just got out of prison
HER: Ohhhh 😍 I have a job! And a nice apartment too. Wanna go to my place?

***

HER: Where do you live?
YOU: I'm crashing on my friend's sofa
HER: Why?
YOU: I just got out of prison
HER: Ohhhhh 😍 I have a nice sofa. Wanna come see it?

***

HER: You didn't go to college?
YOU: No
HER: Why not?
YOU: I got arrested and went to prison
HER: Ohhhhh 😍 Tell me more!

***

HER: You're thirty minutes late!
YOU: Sorry, I just got out of prison
HER: Ohhhh 😍

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

We are so back it’s not even funny

[Got Pickup? Gary PUA • situationship strategist @GotPickup]

8 reasons women pick fights:

1) Boredom

2) Feels suffocated

3) To get something she wants after you apologize

4) She wants you to break up

5) To get a girls night out

6) As a frame/power grab

7) PMS/medication

8) As a way to justify what she did or is about to do to you