scrap

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

please don’t come into my chocolate factory expecting some bullshit. this is a place of work. do not talk to my fat little employees

[saph 🦄 @stevestappen]

this legendary post that came out of the van trip week

[oscar piastri's pr manager @pitlanep1astri]

my wife who died at the beginning of the movie

[pau(la)⁶³ 🦋 @prettyrusslboy]

the spectrum of being in your 20’s

[chris | iwtv + tlb 🩸 @pookiedpdl]

me reading post after post from people who are watching the monster show being upset that the monsters are acting like monsters

[skooks @skooookum]

My grandma hit me with an all-timer on the phone today

“You’re shopping for solutions at the problem store”

[Formula 1 @F1]

CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX!! 🤩

#F1 #BritishGP

[Mori @morimothxx9]

Anne Rice deciding that what her original villain needed was a romcom subplot will never not be one of the most unhinged genius moments

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

My husband said “so Travis Kelce got to pick one thing….” 💀😭

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

Silverstone!!!🏎️🏎️🏎️
Paddington had fantastic time visiting the home of British motorsports👍
Thank you, Ayao Komatsu & TGR Haas F 1 Team, for hosting us😄

[Kelce Brothers @kelcebrothers]

Congratulations Taylor & Travis!!! 🥂

[` @schiz04renic]

then i realized…many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit

[ari @itsnotme_ari]

“yup, that's me... you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation”

carlos in the middle of a pit stop 😭

[yoyo @teamfifty5]

carlos thanking the fans and then spotting his favourite sign:

“my favourite meme ‘go weeyums!’ there also, eheheh.”

🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain

[lila @oscarists]

oscar is really the type of guy who starts cleaning the walls just to hear his neighbors argue and i respect that

[Cinza @anjodomemo]

- found out vampires were real
- started reading the book
- doesnt question the morality of vampires being killers
- asks about armand

So close welcome back guillermo de la cruz

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[K. ⚢ @Kati_veiroo]

É.

[KayB @Kapuki6]

I miss when liking someone didn’t give you psychosis