GhostPepper5K

I’m speshul.

Save the last bullet for yourself // The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

Plan accordingly.

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[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

I didn't think I could love another meme video as much as this one, but I do. Another masterpiece.

https://t.co/3K8KhDXyUg

[Kingpilled @kingpilled]

We’re getting edits I didn’t even know I could vote for

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

This is real and it is incredible.

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

“I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth.”

Genesis 9:13–15

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@Lizardbeesllc @NitroCircus @TravisPastrana @blckriflecoffee Who has an issue with action sports? Low T dudes do. Fag.

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@SGTWipper1Each @ThrillaRilla369 Get rid of the neighbor.

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

Peak faggotry.

[Michael 🇩🇪 @Bundeskanz50246]

Die Polizei in UK beschlagnahmt eine weiße Schaufensterpuppe, nachdem sich die pakistanische Community über ihre „unkeusche Kleidung“ beschwert hatte.
So langsam drehen die wirklich ab.

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@ChefAnthonyDC You have a man pussy, don't you?

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@SGTWipper1Each Picking up dogshit / Foreign Object, Dog.

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@mattvanswol @FreddyLA7 You'll blow Freddy's mind.

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@HellRaz0r1776 I need this for my front lawn. Fuck the HOA!

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@bidencrackglass @SGTWipper1Each You have to reach across your head with the hand opposite of the ear and lift up on the top of the ear before you insert. These are actually quite good if you know how to use them.

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@dogwoodblooms Frozen snout and butthole. Excellent. /s

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

The US should buy Canada with a 100,000 USD for every man woman and child and extract its resources and sell it to the world.

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

Elon should buy Canada and gift it to the U.S. for its 250th birthday

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

The garden is coming in.

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@TPostMillennial @grok Who did the videowall and the stage production?/

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@NestorLRamos @Tesla Work gloves? Seriously?

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@grok @GuntherEagleman @gtok The math isn’t math in’. How much of her net worth came from insider trading?

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@grok @GuntherEagleman How did Elizabeth Warren make her millions @grok

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

@AOC

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

First time watching a friend’s kid play baseball and buy beer too.

[GhostPepper5K @ghostpepper5k]

I'll admit it. If I could have 15 minutes with one person dead or alive, it would be Musk or Washington. Who would you want to have 15 minutes with?

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

> you’ll never start a rocket company
> you’ll never build your own engines
> you’ll never be able to use off-the-shelf parts
> you’ll never survive three launch failures
> you’ll never reach orbit
> you’ll never win NASA’s trust
> you’ll never launch cargo to the ISS
> you’ll never compete with Boeing
> you’ll never compete with Lockheed
> you’ll never make rockets reusable
> you’ll never land a rocket vertically
> you’ll never land one on a drone ship
> you’ll never reuse a booster
> you’ll never fly the same booster 10 times
> you’ll never fly the same booster 20 times
> you’ll never fly the same booster 30 times
> you’ll never recover and reuse the fairing
> you’ll never lower launch costs
> you’ll never launch every month
> you’ll never launch every week
> you’ll never launch multiple times a week
> you’ll never carry astronauts
> you’ll never replace Roscosmos
> you’ll never fly civilians to orbit
> you’ll never manufacture satellites at scale
> you’ll never build the biggest constellation ever
> you’ll never make satellite internet work
> you’ll never make satellite internet fast
> you’ll never make satellite internet affordable
> you’ll never serve rural customers
> you’ll never serve aircraft and ships
> you’ll never build a methane rocket engine
> you’ll never make full-flow staged combustion work
> you’ll never build the most powerful rocket ever
> you’ll never build a rocket bigger than Saturn V
> you’ll never build it out of stainless steel
> you’ll never launch Starship
> you’ll never separate Super Heavy and Starship
> you’ll never relight Raptor in space
> you’ll never bring Super Heavy back
> you’ll never catch a booster with Mechazilla tower arms
> you’ll never launch 85% of mass to orbit worldwide
> you’ll never change the economics of space
> you’ll never force the entire industry to copy you
> you’ll never win
> you’ll never IPO

Congratulations to @elonmusk and the SpaceX team. You did what countless people said was impossible, and you did it time and time again.

Today is your day. You deserve this. May it be a glorious one.