hall & oates 𐔌˙.

I think of you often, fond things mostly.

[hall & oates 𐔌˙. @ghostrick_13]

A tragedy in 4 parts. Shakespeare can suck it.

[Clione @clione3031]

#あなたの評判良かった4選がみたい

[4匹の楽しいおうち @soraaobauniyoru]

おやつちょーだい

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

I don’t know the origin of piggy banks but I like to assume it was a rural Polish superstition to exploit kosher law to protect your change from Jews

[Nicholas Kole @FromHappyRock]

new additionsss

[bao 🍉🇵🇸 @teletelo]

lil itty bitty starters!!! promise I'll do the other gens too LMAO

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

The other day, the vet couldn’t believe Uni is already 6. He has a baby face, but this boy is middle-aged! :3

[lumi @lumiagww]

you burden people by asking for reassurance and then never believing it

[mike @mikeisaspider]

ur in her dms and im also in her dms man she really doesnt like us huh

[hall & oates 𐔌˙. @ghostrick_13]

@arsonrockver @dimashqkive_ this phrase again …

[hall & oates 𐔌˙. @ghostrick_13]

@psyrazia this is evil 😭

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

Kittens browsing a creepypasta site.

[☆ @blhange]

Yo odiaba el six seven, hasta que un día se me dio por decirlo, desde ese día comencé a ver la vida distinta, con un poco más de luz. Ahí me di cuenta que el six seven era para mi, desde ese día no lo suelto, gracias a Dios y al mundo por poner al six seven en mi vida.

[アボガド6 @avogado6]

口答えするな

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

I looked over and saw Uni like this… I couldn’t help but laugh

[hall & oates 𐔌˙. @ghostrick_13]

talk about a future, like we had a clue

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

CALL ME POLY BECAUSE I WANT TO CRACK HER

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[erin chack @ErinChack]

“Top or bottom,” you ask. And I get excited because I think you’re talking about bunk beds. But when we get back to your place, there are no bunk beds. There are no bunk beds at all

[JukoDuko (COMMS OPEN) 🦒🦒🦒 @Jukobut3]

Diary of a wimpy kid is insane cuz you’ll be reading about Greg getting a bad grade and then he says some shit like “tbh if Rowley got molested he’d probably enjoy it”