@LukeGromen "My thesis didn't pan out so I'm going to do what I always do and find some obscure clandestine reason it didn't work out and continue passive aggressive attacks on people saying I'M the one engaging critical thinking."
@JG_Nuke There's a reason every major IT company is hiring Indians to the C-Suite... they're incredibly good at committing fraud and maintaining a straight face.
@graddhybpc Oil is funny bc you have the Doombergs saying the price of oil will always go down in real terms, scaring retail out of a decent trade. Then you have others with $300+ price targets that entice retail into the trade they then get shaken out of bc of headline vol and contango.
@marcuslemonis You could do me a favor and buy Pods Moving & Storage and upgrade their technology out of the stone age. Who knows how much they’d be worth if they became an efficient company with which you could speak to an American on the rare occasion you should have to.
TEXAS
Legend: "We say Hi to everyone!"
Reality: "I will run your ass over with my F-350 to take my wife to the nail salon"
Legend: "Don't mess with Texas!"
Reality: "Let's bring in a million H1B Indians to completely shit on our culture"
@TRHLofficial They posted a long video making fun of their followers for voicing concerns about the movie. That's not a company that made one mistake among a series of wins, that's a company that came into money and lost its way extremely fast.
@NYMag It's shit like this that's the reason no one drinks wine anymore. Funding some boomer prick's loathing of both his country and his prospective consumers so he can live off fraud and abuse while receiving a SS check is not a lifestyle we find endearing.
NEW: The allegations that JPMorgan Executive Lorna Hajdini turned her staffer into her “s*x slave” are fabricated, according to the New York Post.
The outlet reports that 35-year-old Chirayu Rana is the man who brought the lawsuit.
The man accused Hajdini of forcing him to have s*x with her.
“If you don’t f*** me soon, I’m going to ruin you. Never forget, I f***ing own you,” he accused her of saying.
Hajdini was accused of asking Rana if she could give him oral s*x in the office, saying: “Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.”
“I bet your little Asian, fish head wife doesn’t have these cannons,” he accused Hajdini of saying.
JPMorgan strongly denies the claims.
“Following an investigation, we don’t believe there’s any merit to these claims. While numerous employees cooperated with the investigation, the complainant refused to participate and has declined to provide facts that would be central to support his allegations,” they said.
The Post reports that Rana did not even report to Hajdini and that they were only colleagues on the leveraged finance team.
“He has tarnished her with a complete fabrication,” an ‘ally’ told the outlet.
@Mark4XX Luke's been on the path of saying anything to protect his original thesis ever since he got his panties in a twist that people got pissed when he said "hold some Bitcoin in your portfolio" and then dumped all his when the price tanked. Nothing he says now is objective.
@bumbadum14 And every contractor has a "contact us" form on their website that doesn't work. So I have to speak to some dumb slut slurping a super size Dunkin Donuts Nut Driz koffee, explaining what I need only for her to say "I'll have to have someone call you back"