Derek Davis

Busy writing, what are YOU doing?

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

KNICKS FANS ARE GOING CRAZY IN THE STREETS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

THIS SHIT GOT ME IN TEARS LMAOOO WHY DID THE ROBOT SAY “F*CK TRAE YOUNG” 💀

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

“Wemby we got a chance to win it, just don't turn the ball over!”

Wemby:

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Knicks coming back to New York for Game 3

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Joseph is on another planet

[Dobber @DobberHockey]

Any leagues still have outstanding fantasy punishments? 😂

This guy finished 10th and had to go trick-or-treating in June until he got 10 pieces of candy. 🍬

That’s commitment to league rules.

#FantasyHockey #CommissionerLife

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Shaolin monks cannot prepare you for Fat Joe

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Right now, there are several toddlers in New York City who don’t know it yet, but they’re not going to be going to college because their parents just decided they need to be at Game 4 no matter what.

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Margiela 💋 @WITHNO100S]

I think Jadakiss should perform the national anthem for the first game at MSG

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

“Perfect he chose a center”

“Now give him 60s Wilt Chamberlain”

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

things Carter Bryant has been compared to on this app so far:

- a "medium rare sugar cookie"
- Ducky from the Land Before Time
- the "human embodiment of a dumpling"
- Biggie Littles from NBA Street
- 'Lamb Chops' with cornrows
- a "6 year old who made a wish to get "bigged like Tom Hanks in the movie, Big"
- an unreleased Muppet that will be the cousin of Abby Kadabby
- the bottom of a stingray

[Creole_Pisces🫶🏼 ♓️ @creole_pisces22]

HOLLERING 😭😭😭😭

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[Devin Walker @Devin_Walker2]

*ball comes off rim*

josh hart:

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait]

me in the locker room after the one loss: "This is a team game, I don't want to point finger--"
[Entire team looks at Truck Robinson]

[Jays Propaganda @JaysPropaganda]

World B. Free is benefiting greatly from 82-0

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

they cannot trick me… i know carter bryant is a 6yo who made a wish to get BIGged like tom hanks in the movie