syre ☾☼

oh my god shut up • any prns

[syre ☾☼ @ghostxanny]

my main driving force is pure spite

[maybe: diane 𐚁₊⊹ @dianelyssa]

as a preschool teacher, you’re the absolute worst kind of parent. it takes us twice as much time and energy to do what we need to do because of parents like you, who don’t help AT ALL.

if you’re going to have kids, do SOMETHING for fucks sake. “big W for me” girl fuck you!!!!

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

so I bought six books and read all six before buying more. please clap. this is a peak act of restraint you will likely never see again.

[coldties @__coldties]

"Not everything is about you, Hollander."

[pia mia kathani amari III 🪽 @viscuntress]

when mister duty and honor was this 🤏🏽 close to saying forget social decorum for that one little kiss

[Folk ⸆⸉ Swift Charts @SwiftyRuza]

sabrina and olivia are kinda two sides of the same coin... one keeps men out of her mvs and the other keeps eliminating them

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

fuck it let’s elect him anyways

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Just let him run for President. Trump shits on the constitution constantly. Let us break the rules once as a treat.

[ilya bizanov @R0ZAN0VS]

this is exactly how i imagine ilya looks at 35

[sammy @loserbent]

had the same dental assistant today and she would say "suck" whenever she wanted me to close my mouth around the sucking thing and then tell me "good job" when she wanted me to open

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You can just enjoy them and be bad at them.

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Stanley Cup champion Ilya Rozanov turns 35.

[Aaron @VisionarySwerve]

Whole time OTC stands for “on trumps cock”

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Cannot believe Danhausen won both the NBA Championship and The Stanley Cup all
in one weekend.

Congratulations Hurricanehausens.

[ayala 2.1.3 (ᴍᴇɢᴀ 👑 ᴇʀᴀ) @crashoutayala]

remember when LivDom popped the internet with their kiss cam moment 🤭🤍🖤

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

DANHAUSEN IS THE KING OF NEW YORK!

CONGRATULATIONS @nyknicks THE KINGS OF NEW YORK!

UNCURSED!

[lauren @hudbisexual]

just two clingy bfs who need to hold hands at all times