misstwentysomething 🎓🎓🎓

1ofnone. || pretty girl with ambition. || rare as affordable health care.
so lowkey you probably missed my profile

[misstwentysomething 🎓🎓🎓 @ghostyadighost]

one thing about it and two things for sure i will forever be a BLESSED GIRL!!

[refilwe🫦 @mofo_refilwe]

Men pretend so well, it scares me sometimes.

[coco ᥫ᭡ @Cocobby02]

Once I realise I’m reaching dangerous levels, I keep quiet out of disbelief.

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

Me and Jesus

[Forever Dre 🎲 @Foreverdre404]

you think you in a toxic relationship whole time the other person genuinely just a lil slow

[coco ᥫ᭡ @Cocobby02]

Sometimes in between life and adulting, you experience a burst of gratitude. Grateful for where you are, grateful for the things you’ve overcome, grateful for the hope of a better tomorrow. God handpicks the details of our lives because what a life man.

[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

Same! Well…in my case, I don’t have money but I still don’t care😭

[B❤️‍🔥 @moretshiaa]

Yes, tell me what you don’t like and I’ll work on it.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

flirting with an educated man hits different

the vocabulary, the eye contact, the fucking AUDACITY 😭

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

call me old school but having one partner is personal hygiene

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I don’t like causal dating and hookups because i have attachment issues and i also think everyone has HIV

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

Half of me wants to disappear from the face of the earth. The other half would like to be on the cover of Forbes. They meet every morning for coffee.

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

If you groove at the right spots people will offer you some.

[Lebo💋 @RelebogileeM]

Bottomless naps and bed rotting ❤️

[Bammy @YoushldfwBammy]

As long as your 🫀 is pure, blessings will surely find you

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I'm NOT photogenic. I only look good in selfies, idk how to pose, and I hate being watched while taking pictures.😂

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

You need a lot of inner peace to avoid getting rage baited by your mom

[coco ᥫ᭡ @Cocobby02]

Everyday I move further and further away from being an understanding woman.

[Lasizwe @lasizwe]

Shoutout to heterosexual men who are genuinely comfortable in their sexuality.

Men who can exist around gay men without treating homosexuality like it’s contagious, or thinking that being seen with us somehow puts their own sexuality up for debate.

And I think that’s part of what I want Awkward Dates to normalize: heterosexual men and homosexual men existing in the same space without either person having to perform a role.

The gay guy doesn’t have to become the “gay bestie,” the handbag or the entertainment. And the straight guy doesn’t have to become defensive, hypermasculine or immediately assume, “he wants me.”

Sometimes two men with different sexualities can literally just… vibe. Laugh. Talk shit. Respect each other. Exist.

Because being comfortable around a gay man doesn’t make a straight man less straight.

And being gay doesn’t mean we want every straight man we meet.

Please. We have types too. 😭😂❤️

[¥ n ₱ @nne0max]

i totally dislike asking for help in my life. anything that puts me at the mercy of people i dislike it so so much